"Is the ball red?" Yes
"Is the ball expensive?" Yes
"So the red ball is expensive?" NO THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID, I NEVER MADE THAT CLAIM, YOU'RE PUTTING WORDS IN MY MOUTH!

Even when it's highlighted that they're being illogical, in writing, right in front of their face, they still stick to the pattern of answering each question with the sole goal of winning that question, then forgetting everything they said before the next question is raised.

Religion 100% cripples your mental faculties, and each caller demonstrates this over and over again.

These callers can never answer yes or no . Justin has to repeat himself over and over and over and over again and again and again and again and

So, according to Gooner, Jesus would totally feed the starving children. They just have to worship him like some kind of mob boss. Would be a real shame if they didn't worship him.

These people believe in the Trinity, you can't expect them to understand what 100% means.

Shoutout to ju- I mean, Doug, for being the final nail in the cross of my deconstruction journey.

"How do you know he's a god?"
"Glitter."

A chariot of fire flying up to heaven and a sleigh pulled by flying reindeer have a lot in common.

The way this guy goes silent while frantically trying to find answers to tough questions online is really something different different.

10:55 🐈‍⬛️
Hello Kitty!
What a cute little cutey cuteness.

Yeah but... me thinks he might not actually have read his own holy book.

Different different! 😂😂😂

Gooner is a very apt name for this caller🤭

I remember listening to this exchange live, it was as painful then as it was now.

he'll never admit that the bible has falsities in it but will also tirelessly obfuscate when that effort leads to a conclusion he doesn't like.

"As it turns out, Babies cant "seek ye the kingdom first."

I literally hollered. 😂💯☠️

The stronger the beliefs the more vile the results.

If there's water beyond the firmament, it would be safe to say that God is a fish 🐠😂

this was a gourmet pressure cooker demonstration by Justin

They can't ever answer questions. Just repeat their nonsense.

Now that's what I call Michelin star cooking!