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Is Steven Seagal The King Of Bad Movies..? (Against The Dark Review)

Mista GG

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20 Comments

@B11-n8v 5 years ago

"So, what did you learn Today?"

"There's a Yu-Gi-Oh anti-weed ad."

@QuestioningYourSanity 5 years ago

I bring you a quuote straigt from the man's wiki:
Additionally, while serving as stunt coordinator for Out for Justice, Gene LeBell allegedly got into an on-set altercation with Seagal over his mistreatment of some of the film's stunt performers. After the actor claimed that due to his aikido training he was 'immune' to being choked unconscious, LeBell offered Seagal the opportunity to prove it. LeBell is said to have placed his arms around Seagal's neck, and once Seagal said "go", proceeded to choke him unconscious, with Seagal losing control of his bowels.[92]

@Mad_Oph 5 years ago

Starting your horror movie with a definition for the title card is like starting a graduation/promotion speech with "Webster's Dictionary defines success as...".

@Rachel98246 1 year ago

25:42 bro, the immersion was already broken a few seconds before the end credits when the car door closed and you could see the giant camera crane in the reflection 😂

@MrStank-by9ti 5 years ago

Seagal is that one kid that would always say he's immune to all damage when he was playing

@iakazul 5 years ago

“This guy couldn’t protect a Hot Pocket” is a line needed in this movie lol.

@yaboilink2359 5 years ago

The damn scene where he slashed air dramatically was ridiculously funny on its own, but GG's reenactment absolutely folded me.

@Wolf813921 5 years ago

That “Segal does what Segal does best, takes down a minor” comedy gold.

@DarthRushy 5 years ago (edited)

My favourite Seagal fact is that he likes his films titled in a way that would allow the posters to put "STEVEN SEAGAL IS..." above them.
STEVEN SEAGAL IS... above the law, hard to kill, marked for death, out for justice, under siege, on deadly ground, out for a kill, out of reach, mercenary for justice, pistol whipped, against the dark, born to raise hell, a good man, beyond the law!

@kaceywade3604 5 years ago

"You telling me a shrimp, fried this rice?"
Not one bit ashamed of how goddamn long tht made me laugh. GG be some of the best medicine after a day of human disasters man.

@docsnake 5 years ago

I kept trying to adjust the brightness on my phone thinking something was wrong, then I finally realized that this movie's cinematography is dark as hell.

@TonberryShuffle 5 years ago

AS someone that installs security systems, including electronically locked doors, I can tell you this is NOT how a security door works if it was installed legally.

@nobody8717 5 years ago

Seagal movies make me think Tommy Wiseau remaking 80s action flicks would be better in every aspect.

@KatarnandKanos 5 years ago

"What if we're the only ones left? It means we're the monsters now."
Sounds like someone heard a description of I Am Legend from another person who had only read the synopsis.

@SubtleFraudulence 5 years ago

I once watched this movie at a convention a few years ago with friends while hanging out in our hotel room and to this day I will never understand 2 things:
1. Why the vampires were clearly zombies for 90% of the movie.
2. How they got Keith David to be involved in this movie.