I love the idea that scar's character is like "hmm, this castle was once owned by a powerful dwarf leader, and we could probably find a relic down this hall."
Anyone else: "wow, you must have read a lot about that!"
Scar: "No, actually, some guy at the tavern mentioned it like 4 years ago"

EDIT: also, because of his high attack stats he could always be like "I just said that I couldn't read my book, not that I can't cast spells"

Scar sells rock of rage
Rock does nothing
Buyer got scammed, gets angry
Rock worked

Scar's name is not a secret, he is just unable to read his birth certificate, so he doesn't even know his own name himself.

Grian: Being a human is boring, but being a human with a short dad and a tall mom is confusing and therefore interesting.

As much as I need Skizz to play Grian's halfling dad, I also desperately need Mumbo to play Grian's Goliath mom

Grian's "well aCkShUaLlY" voice threw me for an absolute loop-

Let me introduce you to the easy way to remember stats and what they effect. Enter the Tomato. Strength is how easy it is to crush a tomato, Constitution is how you handle eating a rotten tomato, Dexterity is how you throw or dodge a tomato, Intellegence is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is knowing that even though it's a fruit it doesnt belong in a fruit salad, and Charisma is how well you can sell a fruit salad with a tomato in it.

I highly doubt Grian will be be finishing his BACK story.....

I LOVE how when Pix says "Big. shiny. Buttons." he pauses for dramatic effect and you can see him look at the screen, as if looking at Grian and Grian's face just slowly starts lighting up as he starts to grin.
Pix knew exactly what he was doing, and WHO he's DMing for.

"Mister Wizard seems to have forgotten how to move"
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"Mister Wizard is stuck"
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"Mister Wizard can't figure out how to move"
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"Mister Wizard needs a moment"
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"Mister Wizard required Hoverboard"
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"Mister Wizard realizes he was moving the wrong character"
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"Mister Wizard was trying to move Max Blunder around the room, realizing, shockingly, that he was wrong"

This entire continuous Self-adressing from Scar struggling is already iconic xDD

Grian did the half Minotaur half Mermaid meme in the best way possible

I love the idea of a dyslexic wizard that casts the wrong spell on accident

Grian: "My character's mum and dad met at the circus."
My brain's interpretation: "He was the most beautiful performer I had ever seen. Bright, cheerful eyes, the cutest little round cheeks, and that wonderful smile that lit up the entire room. A smile that was directed down at me. Such a handsome, charming man. And so tall, too! My heart skipped a beat. Love at first sight... By the time he got down from the stilts, it was already too late for me.

"You do have advantage to steal the saw because the octopus is currently distracted by the bagpipes"

If scar ever gets decision paralysis, he just needs to remember “When in doubt, fireball.”

Scar crafted a character so on-brand that I think I've seen it depicted in fanart over a year ago

I love how they unknowingly reinvented the classic fighter + rogue + cleric + wizard party composition.

GRIAN'S NERD VOICE AT THE BEGINNING I'M CRYING 😭

The internet: cast gun!
Scar: I’m TRYING to!

"Is there a spell for a gun?"
The simple answer is yes, it's called Fireball.