just so you all know, the whole map is kinda fake and only made for the video, you can see if you pause during screen transitions that the other rooms aren't there
for example 0:31, right after the winged berry

edit: I can not believe over the last few months how many people have come to the conclusion that celeste has a "speedrunning mode" that just does all of this if you go fast enough
I made the map and dialog myself and you can play it in the description

It would have been funny if Theo showed up at the end with a bag full of every collectable to make it a 100% run

"What took you so long?"
"Screen transitions."

Badeline: Madeline, dear, you're not a mountain climber
Madeline: You're right, I'm a speedrunner
Badeline: Oh shit fr?

I love how Badeline immediately locked in when Madeline told her they're speedrunning. No inner conflict or anything just INSTANT BALL.

I like to think that from an ingame but outside perspective Madeline just gases through forsaken city and then just flops at the campfire for twenty seconds before waking up with an entirely new hair colour

"I just have to fall asleep faster than ever before" Gave me the image of Madeline knocking herself out diving headfirst into the ground

"oh wow, Celeste in 6 minutes? I didn't even think that was possible, I definitely need to see this"
The ever helpful modded gameplay:

Madeline's "Fuck you" at the end was completely reasonable. Using Core as a shortcut is unfair.

as someone who doesn't know about celeste, all i've learned from this is that hitboxes are a social construct and speed caps are a suggestion

I love the implication that Granny can transform into a bird at will like she's the roaring knight

"you can't just outrun all your problems" mfers when you can double dash:

The only reason Granny took so long to catch up is that she was actually running 100%. She just submitted under any%.

I love the idea that Badeline’s entire conflict goes out the window in order to speedrun better

2:03 the reason the dark things aren’t killing madeline is because they are the representation of oshiro’s anxiety and madeline does not care about oshiro’s anxiety right now

Okay, so, I ended up seeing this on my feed like a week ago, and after finishing my first playthrough of Celeste yesterday I'm going back to it now just to see what insane shit happens in this community for the game to be beaten in 6 minutes, only to be met with the realization that this community is full of god-tier shitposters as well as insane speedrunners. I love this.

It's insane how good this community is at shitposting LMAO
10/10, no notes, all the bits in this video are just absolute peak

basically just celeste if madeline just had therapy beforehand more or less

it's like a reverse creepypasta version of the game where everything is more chill

6:42 i love how it shows the time for both granny and Madeline, with both of them having nothing on both plataform and version since they're both characters in the game