0:22 - holy shit guys you'll never believe what happened lmao

Im jooving so hard rn

I saw this video come up when it was 69 views.


I'm a 36 year old mum of two, I still chuckled, sigh.


Also found it very satisfying to see you floating in-line with and in the middle of the magicka bar

I ain’t askin for the world here, just a bottle of skooma and 25 thousand gold

I can’t stop Joovin to Joov vods

The description of crying in school was amazing. you took me right back to it bud. For me it was a book fair, and there was some book I had my heart set on and they ran out of copies. Couldn't hold it back. Full cry in front of everyone.

1:58 what the heck I didn't even know your videos end i thought they just went until I woke up in the morning

Crying over Arby's is ultimate gamer cred. Literally just under crashing out over mountain dew. 😂

I had been blue all day until it was all yellow

Arc Raiders was nuclear fusion in a bottle. And of course this channel was the reason I got into it. I long for something like that again.

Woah woah wait wait. Joov has actual baseball knowledge? Respect my man

My late father was shelled relentlessly by the Nazis in France, January 1945. He wouldn’t have called that “ambiance”, lol.

Every other Friday at my school we would get day old Papa Johns.

7:50 don't remind me of all the special food days I missed out on at school as a poor kid 😭

8:00  no perfectly valid because not only do you not have arbies but you probably dont have lunch either id cry too tbh.

skyrim but i’m a loot goblin

available skills:
Sneak
pickpocket
Lockpicking
speech
light armor
illusion
alteration
alchemy
one handed


Banned skills:
smithing
enchanting
destruction
conjuration
restoration
two handed
archery
heavy armor
block

Race:
orc: as green as possible and as slimy as possible

Rules:
•Loot as much as possible from bandit camps, ruins and dungeons
•All loot is to be sold, no disenchanting or using raw materials to craft (except alchemy)

•No steeling from civilians until thieves guild fence is available

•No killing civilians

•Try to avoid combat at all
costs

•A dagger is to be the last line of defense

•you can acquire better daggers but cannot upgrade at a grind stone  

•questing for gold is forbidden

goal:
the goal is to own proud spire manor from gold only acquired from looting

i love that its been like a year maybe more and joov still doesnt know how to say aha

I watched two guys on the same stream compete to see how many subs they could give to the same streamer, was wild, bros were handing out like hundreds of subs, by the end

Once again another stream where a shop you go in has grilled chicken breast and you just completely ignore it because it’s not a tavern, classic Joov 😂

A new hand, touches the beacon! Hear me and obey!