The funniest thing that came out of this movie is that it proved that Grace Randolph has bigger balls than Angry Joe.

She’s too much drunk to even walk her dog that it pees in the house. And I’m supposed to believe she’ll go on a life or death quest for it?

Firing Henry Cavill was all the clue you needed.

The writer is the biggest red flag

"She's so special and so new" and it's just a party girl with zero responsibilities

Movies are so screwed when the actual actress sounds like she just smoked a bag of weed. Or drank a bottle of tequila. Now i am not surprised playing a drunk was so easy.

"Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb!"

- Adam West

Oddly, there are green-coloured stars, but we can't see that colour, as our eyes pick up the red / blue, instead.

When I write big action set pieces... lady this is the first one you wrote.

“We hated the movie but we like the actress because she said some things.”

The whole idea of a poison taking 3 days to kill a dog is the reason I'm not going to watch this movie. If the writer can't be fucked to come up with something better than that to motivate a protagonist, that writer should quit while she's behind.

To be fair they DID SAY, the dog would die if it was moved away from the medical area.

I'm teaching my daughter that this is what mental illness in women looks like

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the bread is stale and the circus is boring!

This movie did so terrible, that they will make another one, that will be even worse.

My dog learned not to piss when indoors in 3 days.

Meanwhile Krypto:

Executives hate their audience and hate profits.  They are killing themselves and the entire industry.  I miss the 90's

I'm glad I grew up in an era when superheroes were heroes, and not drunken slobs

This movie is literally "when you're homeless, just buy a house".