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Every 2018 Zero Punctuation with No Punctuation

The Escapist

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Because you demanded it: every Zero Punctuation from this year with no punctuation. Or intros. Or outros until the very end.

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20 Comments

@RS250Squid 7 years ago

The mental picture of Yahtzee sitting at his microphone bouncing up and down in his chair singing "best game, nicey nice, yay yay, lovely yum" just makes me giggle :D.

@junker-f3m 7 years ago

Let's play "spend the first minute of each review trying to figure out which game he's on about" for four hours

@P-YT-CH 7 years ago

Doctor: You have 4 hours, 5 minutes and 51 seconds to live

Me: That's oddly specific

@jackbizzell5966 7 years ago

Let's all laugh at an industry that never learns anything tee hee hee for 4 hours

@shittyname2657 7 years ago

They put punctuation in the description my experience is ruined

@sf90001 7 years ago (edited)

“Greetings weirdos of the future”

Me in 2019: Hiiiiiii Yahtzzzzzzeeeeee

@CubiStudios 7 years ago

"Greetings, Weirdos from the future!"

"Heh, what weirdos would come back and rewatch this" - Me in January

"Oh" - Me in December

@Gredddfe 7 years ago

"There is something appealingly ironic in coming third in a mediocrity contest"

Take that, Activision!

@Ward1706 7 years ago (edited)

"Black Ops IV not only shows that people should stop making realistic shooters but also makes a convincing case that people should stop existing generally. And perhaps we should save time, form a big circle, and on an agreed signal all cap the person to the right.

Oh, and happy new year by the way."

@gravitygas3891 7 years ago

Ya'know, I've always wanted Zero Punctuation to be longer than 5 minutes per episode.

This, this is the perfect length.

@felman87 7 years ago

Finally. With this people can stop asking me if I'm ever going to re-upload my collection again. It's done and if The Escapist wants the past years, I'll be more than happy to hand over my files to make it easier on them.

@HORRIOR1 7 years ago

It is hard to believe that with just 5-6 minute episodes, Yahtzee publishes four hours worth of content per year.

@slumsheydy4067 7 years ago

Anybody else use ZP videos as a sleep aid?

@P-YT-CH 7 years ago

Summary of this video: Yahtzee doesn't breathe for 4 hours

@I_am_ENSanity 6 years ago (edited)

"Your buttocks have been splashed with the cold toilet water of omen"

One of my favorite lines of all time.

@wmjm9931 7 years ago (edited)

0:16 There are commas after the noes. Commas are punctuation. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

@BJWeNeedUDefendingUsWithZeMG42 7 years ago

*grabs popcorn

@IanWeaver 7 years ago

There's something kinda mesmerizing about listening to a constant 4-hour stream of consciousness from a very british man who criticizes every game.

(I miss you TB.)