------COYS------- Translating English to english ------COYS-------
"Youre Buff, I allow you" = youre hot so ill let this pass"
"Peng ting"= Fine woman
You know dem way dere? = Youknowhaimsaiyen
Blud = Bro.
Bruv = Bro.
Universal Credit = Welfare.
Gyal = Girl
Buttahz = Ugly person
Tia & Tamera = A woman's jugs. Tia & Tamera are twins.
Gang Business = ... GANG BUSINESS INNIT?
Wagwan = What's going on

This guy says everything we thought about saying in the shower after an argument

This guy wasn’t letting her get the upper hand at all, a true savage.

This guy should write a book. Everything that comes out of his mouth is quotable pure gold.

As a woman this was really refreshing to see a man properly handle a woman who was being openly disrespectful with her words. That’s how you choose a proper mate who aligns with your values.

"Shallow? I don't swim, so it makes no difference to me."

Hilarious!

This is what it looks like when a man literally just tells the truth.

The amount of energy we spend trying NOT to be honest is nuts.

The moment you start telling THE truth, the words will flow right out of your mouth like this. Effortlessly.

I honestly feel bad for any dude who ends up with this chick. She's an expensive divorce waiting to happen.

She’s the type of person to take the opposite argument with everything just to be difficult.

Yoooo i love these guys 🤣🤣🤣 thank you my g’s 🙏🏾

People often forgot that in order to be as quick-witted and comical the way Expressions is, you need to be profoundly intelligent and cognitively nimble. He’s truly one of a kind

Her:”Don’t you think that’s a little shallow? “
Him:”I can’t swim makes no difference to me.”

That man is oozing with self-respect and doesn't immediately put you down. Dude is actually engaging and positive. Love the charisma and wit this guy possesses. Wonderful. National treasure.

Man brought drip, full confidence and made her laugh while she was going after him. She not even in his league fam

This dude genuinely put all his attribute points in Charisma and all his skill points in Speech.

This man said “I’m gonna have more rings than Thanos. Hella Stones. I’m John Stones” 🤣😭

He has a response for everything without skipping a beat 😂😂

"you can be anything you want to be, you just wont be with me"  THIS GUY!!!!

“Isn’t that a bit shallow?”
Reply : “ Na I can’t swim, it makes no difference to me.”
That was amazing!

He ran circles around her. She thought she was the prize but he gave her a quick reality check