I used to get so confused watching st patricks day through american cartoons, we don't really celebrate it in school in the uk; i was never forced to wear green so I never understood why every cartoon I watched had a school day where everyone wore green.
Lisa: Mom, Prohibition may be unpopular but it's the law!
Everyone: GO TO YOUR ROOM,LISA!
Me: And while you're up there, maybe get it through your head that you live in a town full of dimwitted wankers who don't give a toss about stuff like Jazz and Environmental Care, unless they can make a buck off it and everyone hates you.