7 seconds in and there's already a "Tomar that's you"

I remember when I was in like 1st grade I had to illustrate an american history timeline, and for Lincoln freeing the slaves I literally drew him letting them out of a sweet dungeon

I saw Tomar at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Honestly, Tomar kind of deserves all the crap the other guys give him considering he specifically said he regrets not beating up more old people before he got too famous to get away with it

I love how zach just impulsively lies and gaslights people for no reason other than his own personal entertainment

I met Tomar once outside a furry convention I was working tickets at. He was wearing a "big the cat" fursuit, but I recognized his voice immediately and asked for an autograph, then he asked for my number. I was so excited to begin with but now he keeps calling me asking for money so he can modify his "big the cat" fur suit to be bigger. He says he needs to do it because it's not "big enough to be true to life yet".

If you are curious as to what Tomar and Zach's honeymoon was like, just watch the clip of Zach RP-ing as Jaxxy going "Awww"

INCOHERANT BABBLE

Tomar: Apparently, yeah

I will say though one of the best parts about spring was the start of the worms series

Tomar would you please become my biological father by using the Tomar Emeralds to bend the fabric of time and change the course of history?

16:54
2:14:16

It's like poetry, they rhyme. Top tier OneyPlays lore/continuity.

35:00 zach laughs like a educated british man

5:05
So that's what happened to the rat Chris and Zack caught in their house.

Chris' drawing at 46:40 really is one of those pictures the more you look at the funnier it gets. A masterpiece, I might say.

22:38 We did it, we did it, we really did it!
2:54:47 LYLE, TURN ON THE TV, THEY HIT THE PENTAGON!

Zach's death rattle sets off my fight or flight response.

when will we get an official compilation of all the "look tomar, that's you!" moments

51:37 "Fat Chris and Fat Aerith" is still the most bizarre Freudian slip

1:09:37 I can't get enough of the Orbeez story

We gotta spell it back