I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.

Asian parents be like:

Every journey starts with a first choice.

Doctor Engineer Lawyer

Me: trying to sleep

My brain for some reason: "I said we cringe now"

you know everything’s gonna be okay when you hear nightly juicy memes

Me after hearing "Every day 10pm" and knowing damn well he skipped yesterday: What other lies has the council told me?

Cant believe its been 5 years...

I can't decide if these are wholesome memes, anti-memes, or just memes.

1:37 We won, Mr. Stark.

12:04 828 months is equal to 69 years

Me: eats a beef stick
Vegans in a 10 mile radius: WHATS GOING ON HERE?!!

14:06
That was actually me. That day I had a history exam. And I studied for it. But the exam has different stuff than what I studied. Turns out that what I studied was all wrong. I told myself I'm done. Then I put my face on the table and start crying. Then it turns out that the teacher was actually giving us the answers

4:45 NOW THIS, THIS IS THE VAULT

My mom : my child will grow up and become a doctor
My stepdad : no they will be a video game designer
Me who practices transforming into Chat Noir at 3 in the morning 👁👄👁

1:04 Relatable.

2:57 I’m feeling a little bit threatened and uncomfortable rn

8:28 fuc'ing legendary meme

Memes then:


Troll face


Memes now:


Dababy convertible


Me: the comedy is evolving, just backwards

7:26 Ernie is ready to commit a war crime

Anime fans when any anime characters maintains eye contact for more that 3 seconds: 🚢

8:28 after seeing the children that drowned the puppy, I won’t be surprised nor sad if that changes