There are no humans working at Youtube HQ, it's just a hive mind of conflicting algorithms, and one robot programmed to massage Susan when she decides to come in and make sure the servers are still on.

4:25 twitch does it’s magic... again...

0:01 60 seconds: Demonetized

Join Overseer Tomato as he monitors the life of Ted and family in
the world of 60 seconds reatomized.
Funny monents
26:00 "Happy now?"
38:07 "You failed the community timmy"
47:48 "I'm completely naked and incredibly buff and handsome"
55:42 "Terry was ten times the man you were mary!"
1:18:27 "Oopsy daisy, that's not good"
1:23:00 "I told you bugspray is the cure!"
1:29:19 "PICK IT UP!"
1:43:00 "Ted is dying... Ted is dead"
2:07:38 "We both starved"
2:15:49 "Ted I'm sorry it could never be ted"
2:17:51 "WHEN IS IT NOT HER BIRTHDAY?!"
2:27:20 "I HATE THIS FUCKIN GAME!"
2:48:30 "Oh come on ted"
3:07:50 "Bada bing chat"

Next join Tomato as he tries to save his crew in 60 parsecs: 3:10:17

Funny moments
3:27:15 "BABY WILL STARVE!"
3:29:48 "Baby will just have to fuckin bear with it chat"
3:37:39 "SEE YOU IN DANCE HELL!"
4:11:11 "Aw yeah baby"
4:15:00 "Baby brought back soup!"
4:25:14 "baby..."
4:26:33 "I'm not dying today"
4:28:32 "MY SOUP MY RULES!"

1:58:24 Made me laugh so hard. Just imagining an already dying young boy being told to open his eyes, maybe hopeful it's medicine, only to then be told it's something for him to read... Only to then be sprayed IN THE EYES by fucking bug spray, instead of just reading the label.

nurgle has truly blessed mary

This was aired almost 2 months ago.
I hope the issue with the demonetization was sorted out...
I believe in you, Tomato.

Man, I want to work for youtube, it sounds like you get paid pretty well and you don't have to do a damn bit of work.

Just let the bot take care of everything, then blame the user. Rule number 1: don't explain anything ever.

Why the hell were all their supplies strewn about the house rather than in the shelter? Especially if they had the foresight to have the shelter in the first place.

14:00 game start

Game actually starts at 16:00

30:56 While we sleep, that is not allowed!
43:28 * tomatoDry*

google sent the terminator bots to silence tomato as soon as he started talking about how much a dumpster fire youtube is

Best Raid commercial there ever was. Damn.

Love the vods. Keep em coming! Sorry YouTube is the worst

tomato probably hates timmy because they are literally the same person

Did that computer just casualy say that they've been thrown nearly 200 light years from earth in a matter of seconds?

oh.

Youtube has gotten so large it's started fucking imploding on itself, eventually speaking it will probably create a supernova and destroy basically everything

"Holy shit! You look a mess!"

-Tomato Gaming, 2019