That Mitchell and Webb Look - God, protect us from your worshippers.
myLastTears
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That Mitchell and Webb Look - God, protect us from your worshippers.
20 Comments
@scaryninja1693 15 years ago
"Like I have any chance of forming an independant basis of right and wrong outside the instructions of some supervisory being, no Lord, I am your bitch." Literally could not say this better myself.
@jimjam7928 4 years ago
"You're certainly not tinkering with an already perfect creation like some see-through George Lucas."
Brilliant XD
Brilliant XD
@maemorri 4 years ago
Reporter: "How do you explain the message?"
Priest: "Well, it's probably just some random mutation in the watermelon's genetics... OH NO WAIT. NOT THAT!"
Priest: "Well, it's probably just some random mutation in the watermelon's genetics... OH NO WAIT. NOT THAT!"
@gazpachopolice7211 4 years ago
This masterpiece is on YouTube from 12 years and YouTube only considered showing it to me now?
@arnold08 15 years ago
If you loved this, you should see that QI episode where David suggests a possibility that heaven does exist but only atheists are allowed in..
@deProfundisAdAstra 1 year ago
That she says “oh my-“ without completing the sentence is under appreciated
@neilgerace355 4 years ago
On the eighth day, God created the Harley-Davidson. On the ninth day, he traded it in for something lighter and faster.
@Chris-jw8vm 2 years ago (edited)
The ironic thing is if this did happen and was proven genuine we'd probably assume God did exist and had a sense of humour.
@Danielson399 15 years ago
Probably some random mutation in the watermelons genetics. Oh no wait not that!
@sleazel 1 year ago
To be honest - If a giant, sentient floating head, that created the world in six days and drowned almost all humanity for not being "good enough" told me to do something - I would probably comply.
@TheKosstImogen 2 years ago
Well I have
"All I want to do, all I want to do, all I want to do is praise him.
What do I want to do? What do I want to do? What do I want to do? Praise him.
Who do I want to praise? Who do I want to praise? Who do I want to praise? GOOOOOOD."
in my head for the next few days now, and Donny Cosy wasn't even in the video!
"All I want to do, all I want to do, all I want to do is praise him.
What do I want to do? What do I want to do? What do I want to do? Praise him.
Who do I want to praise? Who do I want to praise? Who do I want to praise? GOOOOOOD."
in my head for the next few days now, and Donny Cosy wasn't even in the video!
That Mitchell and Webb Look - God, protect us from your worshippers.
myLastTears
820,248 views
That Mitchell and Webb Look - God, protect us from your worshippers.
JCB are the initials of the founder of the company, who makes no claim to be the messiah.