11,000 SUBSCRIBERS!?!!? Guys, that's ridiculous, When I released the rant I was on 2K subs. You guys have seriously had such an amazing effect on my channel and how I imagine my future may change now.

I have GOOD news and BAD news;

The Good news is that after reading thousands of comments, I have seen what annoys people the most about my series as well as mistakes I have made, on top of that I have had a few requests and new ideas about what I am covering, so I decided to re-script and re-record a lot of Part 3 to integrate a lot of new stuff, I think you guys are going to enjoy how spicy it gets, so look forward to that I guess.

The bad news is that thanks to this, I am still in production on it and I MIGHT not be able to release it on the following Friday, it may be delayed, but I will release it the moment it is proofed and finished, it shouldn't take much longer than next Friday.

Thanks you all for giving my work a chance, I really appreciate it, if you would like to come and hang out with me for a bit, I am currently streaming over on Twitch - http://www.twitch.tv/MauLer93 -

P.S. You can totally use "Decimated" in the context that I do, please stop commenting about it, I am using the primary definition, which is, "To remove a large portion of" - this is because decimate sounds slick as hell as a word and it fits the definition of slicing a Star destroyed in half etc. < I am totally putting a line about it in part 3 ;-)

Phasma is alive, she fell into space, and as we saw in the film, space is totally safe and she can just float back to the nearest door.

"I would like one Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich please."

"Absolutely, here you go. I put olives on it, and replaced the jelly with sawdust."

"Woah. Subversive masterpiece!"

"If Rey was grand daughter to a palpatine"

Oh boy

1:22:47 “Rey was speculated to be the child of Luke Skywalker, or Obi-Wan Kenobi, or even the granddaughter of Emperor Palpatine”


This aged well

Poor mark Hamill looks traumatised in every interview. Jake Skywalker indeed

"Maybe Holdo and Snoke dated in the past?"  Ugh, could you imagine them trying to go out for dinner?  Holdo would have an exact place in mind, but refuse to tell Snoke a single thing about it until they got there.  And when they did, Snoke would make his First Order something expensive yet without substance.

“How does it feel to play the first Star Wars female villain”
Asajj Ventress: Loudly clears throat

The reason why they don’t show Lukes reaction to Han Solo’s death is because, not even in this atrocious fanfiction, would it make any conceivable sense for Luke to remain in hiding after finding out his best friend was murdered by his own son, his pupil.

"Chewbacca being reduced to an Uber driver is pretty sad" Wow

"Rey, a completely blank slate, perfect in every way was waiting for her parents to completely define her origins. And now Rey, a completely blank slate, perfect in every way has no origin of interest"

Wha a great way to sum up why Rey is a trash character. Thank you.

Snoke's dialogue right before he dies felt like something right out of an episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
"I CANNOT BE BETRAYED"
cut to title card
Snoke Is Betrayed

I love how Rose just knows that literally everyone in that casino was an arms dealer and that there is no possible way they could get in there without being war profiteers. And then proceeds to ruin everyone's day and put their lives at risk out of sheer arrogance

MauLer: ''We are left to asume that Snoke is an invention.


J. J. Abrams: WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!!

Remember when the funny little green guy going thru Luke's stuff at the Xwing turned out to be Yoda? Remember how the look on Luke's face when he figured it out as Yodas demeanor changed and the Jedi master revealed?

THAT'S proper subversion, Rian.

Isaac Asimov used the term "idiot plot" for a story which "only works if every a character is an idiot."

His specific example was Character X knows something and keeps it from Character Y for no reason.

...Which seems to describe Holdo.

I love the whole who is Rey related to segment, when mauler is talking about if she was the granddaughter of palatine and what that could’ve meant for her character. Oh this aged so well and oh so horribly at the same time.

"What a misguided fan fiction this is" The last Jedi summed up beautifully in a single sentence.

FINN: baffled by the possibility that someone could work for both sides.

ALSO FINN: was a stormtrooper less than a week ago.

Hamill looks like he's gonna have a heart attack poor guy...i felt the same way in the theater