The worst teammate is me because I use precision weapons without actually having any precision

I'm hypering my slop rn

I love that the scoreboard shows objective and support scores.

I always imagine the quitters parents making them eat dinner or go to bed

ALWAYS THERE IS ONE GUY PLAYING LIGHT WHO THINKS HEAVY IS AS FAST AS LIGHT

The teammates that pisses me off the most is the one that doesnt revive. Or who revives when youre going to start reviving them

You should do one on the best teammates. The medium that takes you to a safer area to defib. The light that doesn't go on a vacation on the other side of the map and even resses teammates. The heavy that tosses a dome at you to keep you alive if you got caught out in a bad place. Just the little things that make a difference.

The kill farmes is usually a light.... worst kind of player for this game, they think it's team deathmatch

Communication is the big difference between high gold and platinum/diamond lobbies. The team that’s coordinating is going to outplay the one that isn’t 9/10 times.

Even saying pointless stuff makes a difference. Small things like “I’m dead he’s resing on my body” or “their light isn’t with them be careful for flanks” helps a TON.

Absolute hyperslop. We really do live in a society

personally, im a giant fan of the "healbeam paperweight" archetype. Nothings better than playing a game as a heavy where you get more support score than your healbeam medium whos going 2-6

Bro woke up and chose the language of FACTS

Afk plays dies goes back to being afk

You forgot those teammates that spam the "request revive" button but do no revives of their own.
As a person who likes to help my teammates as best as possible, it really annoys me when they spam you with this, but then you look at the scoreboard and they have 0 revives.
There was even one time, where i got so pissed off, than i went on chat and said "Look, i have no problems reviving people, but if you're going to request revives so many times, can you, at fucking least, REVIVE SOMEONE WHEN THEY NEED IT?!"
(Only one of them started to revive others btw).

I personally only leave matches when my dad gets home from work any other time no reason too leave even if your getting walked you probably can get some kills

You forgot about the stubborn light player (no matter how bad he plays, he won't switch, he will drag you down because switching to any other class is a big no no <---- 90% of light players)

I stopped using the mic because racism. I have the wierdest accent, and I was getting all kinds of free slurs. For me, it is the most common kind of teammate.

Every single one of these is ALWAYS a light player regardless of whether or not its light specific

I had the worst experience in rank when this guy fit all 3 worst trait of a teammate with the addiction of spamming the thanks button multiple times that I wish that guy gets banned for a month

I've had a duo of teammates that were TOO focused on the objective they bolted to the objective no matter what, if the cash has to be stolen then they'd run in with the enemy team being ignored completely it was so bizarre.