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I tripped and fell down the Danmei rabbit hole

your boy needs a hobby

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They call me the Yapping Patriarch. It's as if all he knows is fine danmei, and breathing.

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SVSSS Extra Chapter: The Homecoming - https://docs.google.com/document/u/0/...

Cover Songs Used:
Tragedy (Brian David Gilbert) - Tragedy, performed by a Werewolf | Bee Dee...
Stacy's Dad (Sub-Radio) - Sub-Radio - Stacy's Dad (Full Video)
Don't Fear the Reaper (Ninja Sex Party) - Don't Fear the Reaper
Toxic (NingNing) - Ningning (닝닝) - Toxic | Begin Again Open M...
Also YMCA but I feel like that wasn't necessary

A Yapper's Guide to Cultivation Courtships:
00:00 The Wonderful World of Danmei
03:13 Retroactive Rules & Regulations
12:03 Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation
21:36 Scum Villain's Self Saving System
31:06 Heaven Official's Blessing
38:12 Art Appreciation :D
42:16 Meme Time
43:17 SPOILERS BingQiu vs HuaLian
52:47 SPOILERS WangXian Supremacy
57:06 SPOILERS Shameless Favorite Time :D
59:18 SPOILERS Crackship Battle Bracket
1:06:29 The Beauty's Blade
1:10:29 FIN (After yaptime comes naptime)
1:11:46 In which we learn I am very bad at spelling

#mxtx #mdzs #tgcf #svsss

20 Comments

@yourboyneedsahobby Creator 4 months ago Pinned

HI I MISSPELL THINGS SO OFTEN IT'S AN ACTUAL PROBLEM AND RE-EXPORTING AND UPLOADING THIS WOULD TAKE LIKE 3 HOURS SO IF WE COULD ALL JUST NOT MENTION IT I WOULD LOVE THAT

alternatively tell me everything I misspelled so that I can learn that would be great, I know of 3 so far 🙃

@oxfordpigeon9258 4 months ago

It's worth noting that for SVSSS, it's not really that there's not an imbalanced power dynamic, but rather that the power dynamic is so convoluted that it cancels itself out. It's like. He's his teacher, but he's a demon lord emperor, but he has intricate knowledge of the inner workings of this world due to the fact that he's read over 1 million words about it, but he can control him with his blood.

@not_me_lma0 4 months ago

alright alright FINE ill go rewatch the untamed, the donghuas and then go reread all the books YEESH. You didn't have to pressure me like that (you didn't pressure me, i just love these books way too much)

@swampert564 4 months ago

I'm just a vanilla ass straight boy, so yaoi/BL/danmei isn't really on my radar (other than Top Gun of course) so this was very educational and entertaining as ever. Always a fan of a passionate yap.

@uninvincibleete 4 months ago

6:04 not "heaven's official blessings" (as in 'the correct blessings from heaven'), it's "heaven official's blessing" (as in 'the blessing from the guy who works in heavenly bureaucracy')

@cjoy2858 4 months ago

You have Shi Qingxuan energy I knew they were gonna be in there

@Shadowdancer110 4 months ago (edited)

Welcome to the Danmei Rabbithole. You'll never get out. I've been falling for nearly 5 years now. It's great for the mental psyche, not for the wallet. (I have run out of book space) Also, if you want a channel that specializes in all danmei discussions, Kictor is a wonderful channel with an open community!

@infinitetwist 4 months ago

this is like hearing a carbon copy of my brain 3 years ago when I too first discovered danmei lmaooo if you want another hyperfixation highly recommend the donghua link click

@lilykep 4 months ago (edited)

Sha Hualing is 100% rubbing her win in Mobei Jun's face cause her human is smart enough to recognize flirt/fighting when she sees it, unlike Mobei Jun's hamster man. 1:06:08

@sinenomine6180 4 months ago (edited)

Your Xie Lian is beautiful 🥰 Also a fellow Yi City arc fan. Also, also welcome to the club!

@skullape3281 4 months ago

i love the daylight slowly fading in the backgroud as the video progresses, just like me the more danmei i read xD

@b.unique626 1 month ago

i love anything MXTX and you randomly popped up in my recommendations,,, glad i stayed and watched!

@cloudjumpur 2 months ago

The Danmei rabbit hole is a canon event, I fear. MXTX is just the gateway drug

@myrmidoni87 4 months ago

MoDao ZuShi my absolute favorite also. Love reading about the shenanigans that all of JinLings uncles get into 😂😂

@archiveofhaiden 4 months ago (edited)

As someone who lives in china but hasn't had interest in the Danmei-verse, this is perfect educational content for me XD.
(Btw, your pronunciation is not bad, the only times it's not correct is on the 'x' which is pronounced more like a halfway point between 'sh' and 's', closer to the English 's')

@Lozard22 4 months ago

MDZS is one HELL of a first danmei LORD

@yenyay 4 months ago

JIANG CHANG IS MY ABSOLUTE FAVE TOO 😩🙏🏼

@jessicajones6383 4 months ago

I absolutely recommend Little Mushroom by Shisi. It was previously published by Peach Flower House, which has closed but is rereleasing this year with 7 Seas. It's a tight two volumes and sci-fi. Secondly, stay with me, The Disabled Tyrant's Beloved Pet Fish by Xue Shan Fei Hu. It's lighthearted and goofy and has that same theme of a guy being isekai'd into a novel he's reading to "play the game"... but he's a fish in the world.

Also, Grandmaster is my fave and I'm endlessly grateful to the friend who ordered me to watch The Untamed 😭😭 Loved this whole video, though. Definitely subscribing!