gimme ur best lizzo roast

Lizzo comes from a broken home. Her parents are not divorced, she just fell and cracked the foundation.

lizzo also eats whole cakes

If Mcnasty eats whole cakes, Lizzo eats whole bakeries.

Lizzo as a measurement... It really is true that Americans would use everything beside the metric system.

Hasn’t lizzo already had enough roasts all by herself I mean look at the size of her 😂

Do y'all ever wonder who would win in a fight either
Lizzo or Gorlock The Destroyer?

I love how the editor includes moments of dead air where nothings really happening. It feels more relatable if you game with a group because sometimes the call/party is just silence and random noises until something interesting or funny happens. favorite yumi moment 22:19

Lizzo broke a fan into many pieces by attempting to crowd surf

Was feeling so shitty today until they started roasting Lizzie I now feel like 10 dollars thank you goons

With a roast THIS big, you can feed every subscriber

7:04 thats gotta be one of the best and most unhinge joke blarg has ever made

Lizzo becoming a unit of measurement is the best thing to have happened in the past 3 years.

We are not going to ignore the fact that McNasty said Lizzo looks like a melted tootsie roll 😂🤣

Soup: “I don’t even know what she looks like”
McNasty: “Fat and-“
Silence intensifies

Lizzo is the reason all bags of chips across the universe are missing half of its contents before you even open them...

7:04 This is the most out of pocket shit I've ever heard Blarg say, and it had my keeling over with laughter

Blarg walking a tightrope in this session ngl 💀💀

"What size shirt are you?"

"I'm an Extra Extra Lizzo"

"Sir, we don't manufacture warehouse-sized shirts. Not for regular consumers, of course. I hope you can understand."

Blarg making an Uncharted reference gave me peak happiness 10:31