The middle ground between Mars and Cadbury controlled by the Swiss: a demilitarized toblerone.

Isn't the entire idea of "send all the football players to mars" kind of exactly the same plan as you had with Australia back when?

Third rewatch and I only just realized that in the whole low-gravity football discussion they've just invented Rocket League but with humans, which is something I can definitely get behind

i really want someone to turn the entire segment about the chocolate wars into an animation

I only get about half of the jokes, but it's still entertaining as hell.

I love how it immediately derails as soon as it starts

for the non-british and correct me if i am wrong, hundreds and thousands are... sprinkles

This show is a source of pure Britain. As a Russian person, I'm really thankful for it.

Between Top Gear and Citation Needed - Rocket League was born.

“They would look at us as a race of semi-evolved dwarves”

Congratulations, you’ve just described The Expanse

'What if it's in a wrapper' 'What, like Eminem?' had me dying

"It may need to be rewritten entirely."

Scots Wikipedia be like

I hope I’m not the only one who watches these, only gets about 70% of the British references, yet still laughs anyway. I can’t help it! Between the faces, the accents, the laughs, it all works to bring the laughter out of me whether I understand it or not.

I have done some working out with chocolate bar sizes and damage caused. In theory, a single Twix bar scaled up 9 times to approximately 1m long should be enough to smash a skull and kill someone if traveling at terminal velocity. This is excluding the additional chocolate needed to compensate for the mass lost during re-entry, which would drastically increase the size needed.

I now feel like I moved to England a year ago just to be able to understand this episode today.

Mars Arctic Research Station. MARS.

Benoit B. Mandelbrot would be proud.

This is my favourite episode of Citation Needed precisely because it's the most unfocused and rambly episode. They barely actually discuss the episode topic and it's much stronger for it, I feel.

I like how "Mars Arctic Research Station" just acronyms back to MARS again

Did they literally describe the Rocket League pitch?

I've watched some of these episodes so much that instead of laughing at the jokes I laugh just before them...