Timestamps:
0:00 - Winter Drinking & Renting a Country
8:18 - Guest Intro, Count Dankula's Stories & Origins
33:50 - >Christmas v Halloween /Internet Cringe & Anime Takes
48:25 - CVs LoTR Review & Transparency Tube
57:13 - Brie Larson Hosts Game of The Year Awards
- Boogie 2988

1:19:59 - Video Intro, Nostalgia Critic '11 Dumbest LoTR moments'
1:25:41 - Video Starts /Australian Spiders & Venom
1:38:15 - '#11 Let Gandalf Die'?
1:48:07 - '#10 Those Bajillion Endings'
- 'How it could've Ended'
1:56:51 - #9 'Gimli's Idiot Moments', Undignified?
2:05:14 - '#8 Legolas' Perfect Moments'
2:14:38 - '#7 Those Close Up Shots'
2:17:00 - >Art: Nedword Johnson

2:21:37 - '#6 Denethor'
2:39:05 - '#5 I'm Not Dead!', 'No one' stays dead?
- 'Still only counts as one!'
2:52:11 - '#4 Arwen's Life is Now Tied to the Fate of the Ring'?
2:56:30 - >Nostalgia It

2:58:54 - '#3 Sam and Frodo's Gayness'
- Friends? No, Gay
3:19:26 - '#2 Saru... Who?', Extended Editions
3:34:09 - >GayCloud.png & Metal Spuart
3:40:59 - '#1 Those Eagles'
3:53:39 - Conclusion /Video End
- Animated LoTR By Ralph Bakshi?

3:57:44 - >Weekend Warrior (Nerd) Leaves
- Speedrunning Games (Champ'd Up Setup)

4:17:21 - Champ'd Up Round Starts (Artisms Time)
- Champion of Low Expectations
- ' ' of Ye Olde Times
- ' ' of Being Out of Touch
- ' ' Timely Metaphors
- ' ' Smellykneer's Ultimate Nemesis
- ' ' Making a Scene
- ' ' Salty
- ' ' Smells
4:27:40 - Round 2 Starts
- Champion of Gluttony
- ' ' Bad Attitudes (Edgy The Hedgey)
- ' ' Always Being on Facebook
- ' ' Being Majestic (Lifeguard Luigi)
- ' ' Brawn
- ' ' Gloop (Flombus v Chumbo(
- ' ' Pulling an All-Nighter
- ' ' Weakness
4:36:47 - >Jay Exci and M (Crymor Gaming) Arrive
- Champ'd Up setup

4:44:20 - Champ'd Up Game 2 Starts
- Champion of The Backwoods
- ' ' Unearned Confidence (Invisible Smeef)
- ' ' Metal in a parallel Universe
- ' ' Being Useless
- ' ' Lovable Rogues (Eric)
- ' ' Under The Bed (Gellethar)
- ' ' Beast Mode
- ' ' Country Music
4:54:27 - Round 2 Starts
- Champion of Punks
- ' ' Meeting The Parents
- ' ' Instant Breakps
- ' ' Smelling Fantastic (Jim)
- ' ' Lab Accidens (Stuart But-)
- ' ' Gamers (Rocket Launcher Spuart)
- ' ' Calling People 'Sheeple'(Karen With a K)
- ' ' Future Hollywood Stars ([Real] Somewhat Attractive Spuart)
- ' ' Non-Threatening Supervillains

5:04:07 - >Count Dankula Leaves
- Art: Terry Jews /Boogie's Latest Video (Dabbing Gimli)

5:18:54 - Champ'd Up Game 3 Starts
- Champion of Margaritaville
- ' ' Instagram Likes (Orange Man Ban)
- ' ' Friday Night
- ' ' Spacing Out (Durf)
- ' ' Has-Beens (Diabito)
- ' ' Rejected Emojis (Offensive Rubix Cube)
- ' ' Gym Locker Room
- ' ' Good Times(Bleach)
5:29:08 - Round 2 Starts
- Champion of Monsters
- ' ' Being Kind of a Big Deal
- ' ' Wickedness (Froonk)
- ' ' The Bunker (Jay About to Draw)
- ' ' Imaginary Friends (Super Gene)
- ' ' The Talent Show (Guy With Good Balance)
- ' ' Confidence (Pontrek Woltems)
- ' ' Hitmen (Curtis 'Long Guns')

5:41:41 - >M & Jay Leave (J Returns)
- Art: Adam The Daisy
5:47:00 - Gamcube Games (Favorite Games & Consoles)

6:00:07 - Superchats Start:
- Hi Rags /Gay Mauler /Fatman(?) /Pickle Rick (Flaws in Media Discussion), Spider-Man 2
6:16:31 - Spiderverse (& Writers for its Sequel) /Liking things for not being as bad /Mando S2 /Dankula /Thought TSM 2 Devate
6:26:29 - >Jay Leaves /The Theater Experience
6:42:18 - >Fringy Leaves /Dakula /NC Points /Mysterio in SM:FFH /Critiques are Rich /Snough /Table Gene /French /CV Inspiration /Clips /LoTR Series /Objectively Critique food? /LoTR Boring /Based Dank /FMK Pika, Korone, & Gura

6:58:27 - Defining Terms (Objectivity, Plotholes, etc.), Mandalorian Fobs
7:21:33 - Nough /How be /New Shows /Steve Mcrae /Youtube Audiobook? /Hatred /Rag's Next Video /Glowing Platypus /10mm Auto? /Screenrants /RA /Scotish Independence /Attractive Feet /Cheese Singles /EFAP Tattoo /40k /HP Batsoup /Mauler Content?(Mando Episodes)

7:36:15 - EFAP Plans For Christmas /Proving God /Twilight Princes /Hobbit Short /Cringe /Thoughts on Ahsoka
7:47:01 - Liechtenstein War /Armoured Skeptic /TicToc /Rural Scotland /Snider Cut /Gaped R or 6 T /Better Wife /Unforgiven, Tumbstone, True Grit /Cosmo's Latest Man of Steel
7:53:15 - >Metal Commander Leaves /DBZ Abridged /Fav. Anime Trap /Haiku!! /Code Geass /Longmont Potion Castle /Marriage Good Luck /Steak Preference /Internecion Cube /Double Hello /EFAP Band?

8:08:27 - Seth Did Nothing Wrong /JarJar Voice /Dunkey's Latest Video /Game Awards /Astartes /CV Documentary /Dank's Story /Little Hope /Meeting of the Blobs /Demons Souls Tips /Eric July? /ACME /LoTR Watch /3080 Build
8:25:33  - PS5 Spider Man /LCS? /Gay LoTR Version? /Dark LotR /Anime Ban /Mary Poppins /NC Humour Philosophy /WW Retweets /Old v New LoTR /Poetry & Youtube /Extended Editions /Wesker Fav. Holiday /Resident Evil Movies /Frodo Skywalker /It’sAGundam Guest
8:39:05 - DDLC /Better Than CV /John Snow /Lot of Money For a Dwarf /NC Jokes /Elves in LoTR /Sleazy Voice /Naruto? /LoTR WW Comparison /Adaptation Separation

8:53:36 - Demon Souls OST /Reading Anime /Door Open /LoTR Allegory /Doctor Love /EgoRaptor GoW /Male of Female Char /Audio Compression /Ruining Art /First PC /Dug Scale /Eagle Landing in Mordor
9:06:41 - Eagle Magic & Risks /Halloween /Nostalgia Critic IRL /How Be Rags /CV Comparison /Who rags /Best Hbomberguy Videos /Game Awards
9:19:55 - Hi Dad /Jordan Newet /Trap Feet? /Twilight EFAP Movies? /Little Hope /Anti-Halloween /Bly Manor Characters Compared /Baby Cow
9:26:42 - Buffy Mini? /David Lynch Movies /Jay Victory /Twins v Kindergarten Cop

9:30:35 - Best & Worst Christmas Gifts /Kickpuncher Series /Fav. EFAP Episode /Lies /New Uncle Ben /Under or Top of Desks /Mario Party /RoTS /Punch Jay? /Starcraft /Ending of Half Life Alyx /Come /Closure of Cinemas
9:43:26 - Abby /Gaming PC /Frodo Mithril inconsistency /Prequel Plot Holes /Meeting Youtuber /Grogu Training & Story Direction /What Makes Media Manipulative
9:55:44 - RLM on Mandalorian /G&T? /Outer Wilds /Diskspace Tips /Streamlabs? /Fav. Apex Legend /RWBY /Flying Games /Protect Lorn /Bad Dragon Recommendation /The Searchers

10:06:47 - Anouncements:
- Monday, Resident Evil 5 Part 2 (Mooler Upload)  
- Wednesday, Mando Episode 3
- Friday, Mando Episode 4
- Saturday EFAP

Snips:
1:31:49 - 'Don’t Run because it can catch you’
5:59:42 - Why Space Pirate

Those who cannot conceive Friendship as a substantive love but only as a disguise or elaboration of Eros betray the fact that they have never had a Friend.

-CS Lewis

I think this strange gay panic has come about due to the modern world’s inability to separate sexual meaning from otherwise non-sexual human interaction. Not everything is about sex and nor should it be.

Nostalgia critic has this weird medical condition where his head will liquefy and explode if he accidentally makes a funny joke. Cringe is his epinephrine

Dank: "I can't handle cringe."
Doug Walker: "I'm about to end this man's whole career."

The goblin that took the ring: "The ring is mine now Spider-man!"

Legolas has been practicing archery for longer than most nations have existed. I’d be disappointed if he was on the level of a normal human.

Boogie arc had the greatest start here.

I genuinely get pissed off whenever people insult Samwise the Brave. He is the best character in those movies in my eyes, and honestly in my top 5 favorite characters in all of media. He’s a damn legend.

The reason why the Eagles were not used by the Fellowship is because eagles do not like the ghey. They were also in cahoots with Gimli in his nefarious plot to kill Sam and Frodo once and for all...

Doug's "argument" about romantic relationship between Frodo and Sam is BS. I mean, Sam says in the end, when they are close to death, that he should have asked the barmaiden out, he doesn't confess his love to Frodo and he also marries her in the end, long before Frodo leaves the Shire. It's just a master/servant relationship that becomes true friendship. similar to Legolas and Gimli who would die side by side in the end.

The fact that Marcus's mind immediately went to the subject of stealing cattle is evidence of genetic memory

Wow, #3 is just ridiculous.
The way NC talks about Frodo and Sam's interactions make it seem as though he has never been through a trying ordeal with any other human being.
Overcoming challenges when your safety and comforts are threatened bonds you to your fellows in a way that is more intimate than normal friendships and has nothing to do with romance whatsoever.
What an idiot.

Nostalgia Critic when he sees Sam talking to Frodo, "Oh God he's a queer"

Damn, you guys really did Dankula dirty. You could have at least had a few femboy pictures to keep him entertained during Doug’s various attempts at “humor”.

Rags hesitated to say "wolf".

I hope Wolf is doing well.  We love and miss him.  Cum back to us, Wolf.

2:25:48  "Mad with power"
Yeah I don't think Doug got it at all. Denethor is mad with despair, from his LACK of power. He's actually enraged when someone tries to keep his son from dying with him, because he sees it as the preferable option left to the world of men. He certainly isn't acting all high and mighty in his final moments.

The spiders warned us of Nostalgia Critic's tism. We were fools not to listen.

Now that Dankula has been on, EFAP is closer than ever to getting Alex Jones on

An air rifle is actually a miniaturized version of the Oxygen Destroyer used to destroy Godzilla.