L refresh pull, get this bald man off my screen

“Will this be like dark souls 3, where it’s AI generated fantasy words”

I have never been more angry at Doug  in my life

13:19 “Why is there always an anime waifu” doug that’s a woman. that’s just a woman

I remember at my last job there was this middle age dad I worked with and had added on Xbox, I had been noticing he was playing Elden Ring and when I asked where he was at he was like "I beat Radhan and im trying to get into the castle to fight the chick so i can respec. I just wish I didnt have to run around so much for such a large open world, it takes forever" I was like "I dont know, Torrent usually makes it fast, I dont think ive just had to ride for so long it it became an issue" and he dead seriously was like "Torrent? Whats that?" this guy missed the first grace after the church and had been playing without Torrent

He's absolutely Dougshit at this game

dogs foolish ambitions got some deep sleep

Doug mentions playing darksouls before but forgot about the first death tutorial boss meant to show off the dropped souls and respawn mechanic is this because he is bald?

25:45 unfortunately for doug, he assumed too early. Because that is precisely what you can do in elden ring lmfaoo

"Enemies jump? Unfair." BRUH

ive been going through a elden ring hyperfixation recently so this is perfect timing

W refresh pull keep this bald guy in my screen

As someone whose favorite game is Elden Ring, Doug is indeed quite bad at the game.

DougDoug #1 panic dodger of all time

He seems unreasonably irritated before even starting the game xd

I really hate that bald guy :(

He’s so bald

Did he just miss Varre at the start?

Doug has to be trolling here.

I like the fact that dougdoug actually try to learn a game instead of doing cheap easy win

Quite frankly if he wasn’t talking to chat the whole intro I feel like he could’ve absorbed the concept quite easily. Bald as ever I see, and knowing that he hates ER now, he only gets balder. The classic adage “git gud” applies here.