Wolfgirl: "I shifted... I'm a shifter."
Me: "Sweet! Almost nobody drives manual anymore." :3

Me right now: "Damn this wolf girl, she needs to just chill out."

She wakes up: "Nani the fuck"

15:08 that has to be one of the funniest things I've ever heard in an asmr fuck this was amazing

Her: "You gonna call the cops? FBI? Mythbusters?"

Me: "Nah, I'm calling Dominos. You look hungry and I don't think dog food is gonna cut it."

Does the wolf girl not realize that traps are mainly used to eating the animal. If you wanted to have a trophy kill your not gonna want to use something that destroys the hide completely. Trophy kills are usually gun related as the hide would only have one or two holes to patch.

Listener: O....k? Well... This is awkward. One minute, I'm helping an injured dog.  The next minute, I'm staring at a naked woman. Would you like some clothes? Or something to eat besides dog food? Sorry, if I'd known you were... Well... Not a dog, I'd...... I'm sorry, miss, but are you sure you're not cold? I could grab you a blanket, at least...

blushes

This tsundere gives me dominant vibes

Leaving a time stamp for myself-
2:44

Imagine eating the dog food, couldn’t be me

Wolfgirl: "I want to know what you're planning to do now that you know about me!"
Me: "...maybe ofer you something other than dog food...🤔"

Wow she's got a mouth on her.

Hope this story continues = )

Cops? No. But I will have to call back my vet friend. And maybe the hospital. That leg looks infected, and the bone might need to be reset.

dog food crazy

Jessie shifts
Me: AH- UM- I- SORRY!!!!! squeezes eyes shut, turns head, and jumps behind something to hide my face YOU'RE NAKED AND I JUST STARED I- AHHHH SORRY!!!

Legit would be like that irl if this happened. I brought a fox, a few birds, and some stray cats in for a night sometimes during winter. Needless to say my parents didn't know >.>

For your first time doing a tsundere you knocked it out of the park also yes fuck the twilight saga.

Twilight franchise gets mentioned
"This is how we're represented, unbelievable."

I think this is the second or third video I’ve seen of yours

But this by far is the funniest

Thanks for the laughs

I like where this story is going.