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“Whoever taught you to hate yourself is probably selling you something”

On the way to a convention my bag got flagged for full inspection by TSA. As he was pulling a full set of Jedi robes, a plastic lightsaber, and all the other various accoutrements out of my carry-on he asked me "could there be any cheese in here?"

"Oh yeah," I said. "There's a snack size piece of cheddar and some sausage-"

He then produced a two pound block of Mexican blend Velveeta cheese from the bottom of my bag that I had forgotten to remove after taking a joke picture to send to a friend I was meeting up with at the convention.

Anyway that's how I found out that cheese is indistinguishable from C4 on an airport X-ray machine.

I can’t believe how much NEW material he has for each new city!!  It’s great

Say no to the manosphere losers and say yes to kind people like Josh. We need more like him in this world who can help us laugh and think.

“When you’re being indoctrinated, you don’t really feel like you’re being indoctrinated. You feel at home.” — Josh Johnson

That’s a word.

Baby growing up in the TSA line 😂

How you get up there with no note cards, a new hour multiple times a week, and absolutely kill is a mystery to me. Truly a master of the craft

When Josh tells the audience that they all have to be quiet, and I'm here at home trying to hold my breath because I'm laughing too hard at the video... Alone... In my home.

Most comedians have a "tight five". Josh has a "dense hour".

My favorite part of every Josh video is that there’s always one audience member clearly having the best night. The guy laughing hysterically at the pimp story made it all the better for me 🤣💐

My response to those who say "he's a different guy at home", I'm like "so you're okay associating with an open hypocrite"

Every time I sit down to watch one of these longer Josh Johnson videos I come away with the same feeling as when I used to watch George Carlin when I was young. I'll have these stretches of time where I'll think to myself, "I haven't laughed in 10 minutes...but I'm still completely enthralled." Anyone can tell jokes and stories, Josh Johnson speaks to my soul.

The manosphere is using the same business model that the fashion, dietary, and makeup industries have been using on women for a very long time. Make the customer feel inadequate, like they are missing out on something important, and they will buy what you want to sell them.

Protect Josh at all costs, he's just tooo precious.

I’m British and I’m going to look like a twit because I can’t convey how good I think Josh Johnson is without referring back to British comedians.  When I was young there was a TV show that introduced us all to Billy Connolly.  It was groundbreaking, I still remember it.  This guy is even better than Billy was.  I am so in awe.

Oh man, Josh has made me realize, as I enter my fifth decade of life, that I have had the complete writing experience of pencil, pen, typewriter, word processor (hybrid typewriter with a screen), computer+printer (dot matrix to inkjet to laser), to now everything on email and stored in the cloud.

As a man you gotta learn how to say, "I'lll take a look at it", and more importantly "Ooh, Woh, this looks bad, you're going to have to get a pro for this"

used to have to turn off the internet to make a phone call

We need more men like Josh! Protect him at all cost!:_Bouquet: