the worst thing i have ever created in this game was an extremely small extremely long dog named noodle. he couldnt walk on his own but would inch sideways along the ground like an inchworm. i kept him in a fenced in enclosure so i didnt lose him in the abundant weeds and forced him to eat french fries to see how long i could make him

the worst thing I did in this game was make a dog who had no legs, super small, and was basically just a stick of butter with a head. I had to bring his food to him. His name is headass

“Pupate”, a verb that means “to become a pupa”, which I believe applies to all of us the moment we pupa ina da toilet

the worst thing i've ever done to a wobbledog was create a dog that literally could not move. it had no front legs, it was wide and flat like a pancake, and it got caught on everything. i'd get constant notifications that it was starving and i had to drag it to the dispenser and stuff food in its mouth. the dog was a byproduct of me trying so hard to get one stupid achievement.
i ended up making a "testing facility" that i put that dog in. essentially prison. i don't know the extent to which that dog is traumatized now because i isolated it for the rest of its life out of frustration and when it inevitably died i let the hounds feast.
i have another dog with eight legs. several generations later, 80% of my dogs cannot walk properly. evolution!!

The dog: Dancing with glee and heart symbols
Jerma: "SOMETHING'S WRONG HE'S FREAKING OUT"

"Why are they having so much trouble getting food?" Jerma, my homie, you bred them to be unable to walk

This game hits all the warnings in my brain of being a psychological horror without actually qualifying

I like how Jerma pretends he doesn’t regularly pupate Otto by force feeding burritos down Otto’s gullet as well as his own

i went into shock hearing the words “what’s breeding mode” leave his lips

Only jerma could sing a nightcore lullaby

Hush little baby, don't say a word~
Jerma's gonna eat a defenseless bird~

I love when jerma lies and says he doesn’t smoke even though he does every stream. Whenever he is taking a break you can almost hear the bong rips because he can’t stop smoking.

16:25 "I gotta breed right now" - Jerma, 2022

I'm a high school teacher and would happily fail Jerma.

im shocked he didnt give every dog a voice

The muffled PAP PAP PAP sounds as Tipsy smacked his face into a pancake at 33:45 had me dying

Just in time for my lunch break. I’m so glad that Jerma knows the schedule for my entire life!  I’m sure he can be trusted with personal information and would never use it to commit violent crime!

I love how this funny cartoonish game encapsulates perfectly how humans are willing to selectively breed mutants that can't perform basic tasks for amusement sake. Wobbledog is a social commentary.

34:25 Jerma literally is a comedy jinx. Just conjuring Looney Tunes bits with janky physics in every game he plays

12:12 me when a thief accosts my horse drawn carriage in the woods and steals my jewels