"This is a chicken. From a supermarket... I typically cook chickens from an aristocratic lineage but for you lowly peasants, I'll cook this bastard from Tesco"

I love how he never looks at the camera, but instead straight at the gun

Thumbnail looks like he was being held at gunpoint by knorr's representative

You know its a certified classic when the title ends in .flv

Thumnbnail looks like his soul has been fully replaced with knorr stock pots

I can just imagine him with bank card crushing up the Knorr stock pot and sniffing it.

Marco’s voice says “knorr stock pot” but his face says “call the police I’m being held prisoner”

You can't igknorr the fact that he is a good chef

I worry about Marco’s tolerance. You can tell he doesnt get a seasoning fix from just one stockpot anymore. He needs to add two, even three to get the same affect he used to get from one. He‘s adding multiple stockpots just to feel normal again for a little while. It isnt heathy.

"Some people don't even use a chicken. But that's what I prefer. Others may use broom handles or nails. Again, your choice."

He looks like a gangster that calmly tells you he's going to break your knee caps...

Nothing better to make you feel crazy like watching this guy cook a chicken at 3 in the morning

He's really a nice guy once you get to Knorr him better

With my watch history there was a 50/50 chance of this being a meme video or an actual cooking video. And honestly after watching it I’m still not sure

Marco Pierre looks like he’s seen horrors beyond imagination in his journey of cooking

Knoor found him living in his car in Northinghamshire and offered him 25 quid and a pint for each video, which he gladly accepted.

"My mother in law, who is my favorite cook"

This man is a genius

Marco's son : Daddy, how are babies made?
Marco : First of all, I'm going to make a paste, then I work it in to all the crevices.

did anyone notice how he said 'there's no rush' yet proceeded to aggressively finger blast the poor ceramic bowl

He is basically a retired sith lord, teaching you how to cook.