"I am Groot"
"I am Steve Rogers"

Kills me everytime.

“Never what?”
“You didn’t finish!”
Man I forgot Cap got jokes😂😂

Thanos: eating breakfast
Avengers: ON YOUR LEFT

I like how everyone except Tony in the modern era of the MCU acts respectful in the presence of Steve in the first Avengers movie. From their perspective he was the first Superhero in the history of the and a WW2 legend. But for Tony he was like the perfect older brother who was his dad's favorite child. 😂😂

I like how he says “Language!” once and then everyone proceeds to make fun of him for the rest of time.

"I can do this all day"

"Yeah. I know, I know."

Sam: DON’T YOU SAY IT

Steve: .... makes eye contact as he runs past On YoUr LeFt

Captain saying "Son, just don't" is full of sass and purely underrated.

"Secure the engine room, then find me a date"


"I'm multi-tasking"

Steve Rodgers: "How can I, you're taking all the stupid with you."
Also Steve Rodgers: immediately proceeds to commit a crime by falsifying documents for like the 17th time so he can join the army

Steve: But if you put the hammer in an elevator...
Stark: It's still gonna go up.
Steve: Elevator's not worthy.

I'm really sad that Peter only ever met cap once. I feel like they could have had really heart warming scenes where Steve gives Peter really sound advice and we all go "aww! Look at Steve being such a dad!" Such a missed opportunity.

Cap:“You get killed” “walk it off”

Me:*still waiting for quicksilver to get up*

Groot: Can literally only say his name

Thor: Calls him tree

I love how he is so concerned about properly introducing himself to Groot that he just stops fighting aliens to directly address him. That's his real superpower, always doing the right thing.

"No one got this flag in 17 years!"





Rogers: Im gonna do what is called an Epic Gamer move

Captain America: rips wood in half with barely any effort


Stark: looks in confusion

“Steve, he said a bad language word”




“did you tell everyone about that”

It's such an underrated line, but the bit where Nat's trying to get Steve to take the girl from accounting on a date and he says, "Lillian. Lip piercing, right? I'm not ready for that." has soooooo much character. The fact that he learned and remembers the random girl's name shows his interest and care for people. Then his comment about the piercing shows he respects people and their choices, but he also knows himself and the type of people he gets along with best.
Also, it's a funny joke.