Nothing says "children's entertainment" like a custody battle!

My favorite part was how the cop was intentionally vague, never answering questions, but then at the end when asked why she never warned him, she says "I was trying to!" 💀

I started clapping when Freddy said,"Maybe the bite of '87 were the friends we made along the way". Truly one of the movies of all time.

Willy's wonderland made me laugh harder than any comedy out there. The fact he doesn't say a word, it's just him cleaning and the kids and animatronics just happen to be there, the pinball scenes, the randomness of him downing energy drinks all the time, and holy shit the ending being free bird was the hardest I ever laughed, mostly because right before that scene I said "watch they're gunna play freebird or some shit" and then immediately starts with the opening chords. Definitely a get high and laugh at it movie not something to be taken seriously whatsoever.

I can’t believe Scott Cawthon, the person responsible for the entire fnaf story, would ever write anything convoluted and messy

Edit: This comment is big enough now that I should clarify I am a FNaF fan and this was just a lighthearted joke

I went baked out of my mind and laughed at how stupid it was. Best part was the elderly black couple that came in and made hilarious commentary 15 mins into the movie before turning and asking me "what movie is this" I told them it's FNAF and immediately they said "oh shit we're at the wrong movie"

Josh Hutcherson and the puppet makers carried the whole movie on their backs 😂

You saying something about a found footage style of Fnaf movie would be so cool, honestly. Going between the protagonist's camera and the security footage would have been an interesting idea.

The very beginning with the previous guard sets the atmosphere incredibly well. I wish the film had more of that sense of danger.

I wish they had gone all in on the horror aspect of the movie and made it rated R. Josh and the great puppeteering were all that kept me awake 😭

Vanessa was such a weird character that I fully expected the twist to be that she wasn't a real cop, but then that never happened.

Why TF is half the vid blurred? Copyright? It almost feels like you created it then went back and blurred

The audience in the theater was scarier than the actual movie

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Fun fact in case no one saw Matpat's video on Film Theory: Markiplier was actually planned to be in the movie and was supposed to play the Security Guard that gets pulped at the beginning of the movie but I believe they weren't able to get him in due to schedule conflicts with what he was doing at the time

I didn't mind it being childish. But I wanted Mike to actively fighting for his life game style at least once

12:05 Markipler was planned to be the guard that got killed off in the cold opening, but because he was extremely busy with his Iron Lung movie, he never had time to show up and film for it.

My 11 & 14 year old nephews said this was the best movie they'd ever seen. My sister said the theater has upgraded to heated seats and it was the best sleep she's had in a long time 😂

Honestly every horror movie needs this type of corrective criticism before they launch it cause everything seems to just feel like a money grab now

And now we can only ponder the sanity of Meatcanyon’s mother.

I agree on your idea for the movie. Keep it in Freddie’s, make it 5 nights. If they want to do dream sequences they could do one after each night. They could have kept the phone guy for exposition as well.