She def pushed the cat off the couch

Every time I cut open and avocado I think about the iconic stupid circle quote

Also, she thinks you have to eat ALL the WW points lol.  That's not how it works Pookie

God said no to salads but her heart said yes to cookies.

No one around me knows what I mean when I randomly say "It's the SEED." I need better friends.😂😂

The legendary sarcasm shirt

“I haven’t spent all day in bed in like… a *month*!”

Gurl…

"Stupid circle" is a part of my Daily vocabulary. i talk about circle/sphere shaped objects more than i thought.

So you cant put food in the resident's fridge but you can eat all the resident's food? 😆

Amber is 100% the type to give the residents less food so she can have some left over

That is some major food aggression.

Imagine being a student and having Amber as your patient.  I imagine that student was seen in the lounge, head in hands, deciding if the right career path had been chosen.

I got a job a bit ago and I make sandwiches and salads and every time I have to cut an avocado and take out the pit I think of the stupid circle moment 😭

Oh hell yeah I just got home from my senior seminar and my brain is exhausted this is exactly what I needed

Edit: BUT I NEED TO EAT FIRST.

You can tell she doesn't go somewhere every single day, bc those that do just do.  They don't even think about it

Here so fast I slipped on a stupid circle and now my ankle is dangleeen

I sliced the pad of my middle finger with a can lid. It was deep enough that the fatty layer was protruding out. Soapy lukewarm wash. Used a butterfly & silicone bandage over top. Ta-da! All better in a few days. SMH. 🙄🤦🏻‍♀️Always use your judgment & seek med pros. But Amber was overly dramatic for that entire situation.

I giggle to myself whenever I cut open an avocado. All I hear in my head is Destiny saying “it’s the SEED” 😂😂

If you haven't even had dinner, and only left yourself 3 of your 35 WW points... Stop acting surprised when that isn't enough 😂

Except they were allowed to use the refrigerator and Amber just made a fake sign saying “employees not allowed to use the refrigerator” to try to keep up the lie to aunt Tammy.

Basically aunt Tammy was on WW and trying to help Amber lose weight too. But Amber made so many excuses as to why it didn’t work for her and one of them was that she wasn’t allowed to use the refrigerator at work so she couldn’t bring in lunch and just had to eat the unhealthy food there instead. But Aunt Tammy didn’t believe her, so she called the nursing home to verify, and the nursing home confirmed that employees could use the fridge. That’s when Amber made the fake sign and took a picture to try to prove to her that actually the nursing home lied to Aunt Tammy, not Amber.

She also wasn’t working full time at the nursing home either, so she didn’t have to have a meal there. Iirc she just “volunteered” so that she could be around Destiny 24/7, who did actually work there full time.