Child: Dies in the factory

Oompa Loompas:

Everyone talks about what would happen if Bayonetta and DMC's Dante fought each other, but to be honest, I don't think they'd ever fight, they'd be too busy dancing suggestively and making sexual innuendo with each other.

Side effects may include, but are not limited to: Blood loss, Loss of vision, Seizures, Uncontrolable foaming from the mouth and death.

People in the commertial:

people say bayonetta 2 is to sexy

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS TOO SEXY WHEN IT COMES TO BAYONETTA

as a saxophonist, I can confirm...this song is SO much fun to just belt out

The sax player didn’t have to go that hard but he did.





Let’s take a moment to appreciate that.

i don't understand the saxophone is the most memorable part of this song yet i can't find a single sheet of music for it. I am salty

After years of coveting the dmc series, I've finally given bayonetta a shot. Holy FUCK the music adds such a layer to the overall character of the game. That sax must have another set of lungs.

It doesn't just slap; it's a high-heel against the neck. How wonderful.

Whenever I hear this song, I think of Bayonetta and Dante engaging in a sick dance battle. I mean, both of them have shown some pretty sick moves.

The greatest ending song to anything ever.

Little girl:mom i want to be a witch in halloween
Mom:ok sweetheart
Little girl: an umbra witch
Mom:NO!!

Catchin' my grandpa dancing to this. I laughed so hard when he realized I was right outside the room.

As soon as I get Bayonetta in Smash, 7 friends and I are gonna do this:
- 8 player Smash
- Bayonetta only
- Umbra Clock Tower
- This song at 100%
- Spam the taunt where Bayonetta dances.

I've never played a Bayonetta game,  but this, THIS SAXAPHONE, YES.

Wasn't this the credits music? Like, once you beat the entire game after the incredibly epic fight and then suddenly... one hell of a dance number? Was weird as balls, but also somewhat incredible.

You could say this game is too... Saxual.

This is one of the best songs I've ever heard.

Dat sax.

I just noticed this video was uploaded on Bayonetta's birthday, December 19th

BAYONETTA IS IN SMASH BROS, WE DID IT BOYS

I've never heard a music that could vocally speak with just instruments playing