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In the immortal words of Robin Williams "God gave men two heads but only enough blood to supply one at a time."

The expression on your face is that of a person slowly and begrudgingly pushing through the cognitive dissonance and accepting the truth of everything Bill says.

Imagine a young introverted guy that doesn’t have much experience with women suddenly receive a bunch of attention from good looking women that he never would’ve dreamed of having a chance with before. It won’t take much to tempt a man.

“Do it do it fucking do it” is ABSOLUTELY TRUE!!!!!

He's not wrong when he says that "guys are programmed to have sex with 85% of the women (the crowd of the show)" It definitely takes a lot of effort to overcome that "second voice".

The cold dead stare on your face as he says the truth about your gender is priceless 🤣

The world doesn't care about mens issues, that part of the bit hits way too hard

Biggest problem that he didn’t point out is that it doesn’t matter if he cheated or she cheated, the wife is getting a pay day. And a lot of the time, he will even have to pay for his lawyer and her lawyer.

Honestly, yes. When he's acting as a persona for a man's 🤫, he was spot on, which made it all the funnier 🤣

"...because whores don't care about lumber" - best line of the whole bit.

As Chris Rock said, "A man is basically as faithful as his options". We spend our whole lives "on the hunt", trying to win girls over with charm, charisma, personality, etc.. This is a foreign concept to a lot of women, but you have to understand there is psychology at work when you audition for a job, right? You obviously shouldn't mis-represent yourself, but you still want to put forward "the best you" (be confident, be amicable, demonstrate competence, etc.). There are a lot of do's and dont's for job interviews, and the same goes for dating, except every woman is different, whereas jobs and professionalism are more standardized. Dating is a much harder game, and the stakes are... your ultimate life happiness (i.e. very high).

So, like any skill, you have to practice, and you have to learn to love the practice. If you wanted to become a world famous pianist, you'd have to love practicing enough to get good at it, right? Otherwise you'd get discouraged from failure after failure. You'd quit on life.

So here we are, trying to get good at something so that that one day, we'll be in a good position to convince the woman of our dreams to marry us (you'd want your best interview performance for your dream job, too, right?). Imagine spending your whole life getting good at fishing, only to be told one day, "Okay, you found the best fish. No more fishing, you're banned from the lake!" You played the best piano song, so no more pianos for you. You played the best football game, so no more football. Shame on you if you watch a game on TV!

Sex isn't just a fun experience, it's a victory lap, the culmination of years of work and self-development. A payoff to the hundreds of times we've been shot down or put our foot in our mouths.

Women are often content to be the recipients of all the attention; always the job interviewer, never the job interviewee. I've been on a lot of dates where the woman started from a position of boredom and expected me to shuck-and-jive to entertain them before they decided to send in the next applicant. I'm not saying that sorting through a hundred men is easy, but the struggle is very different.

If women were the initiators, if they had to come up with their own creative ice breakers for every single interaction (and be publicly humiliated for every bad starter); if the balance of power were flipped where men got 400 tinder emails per day and returned none of them back... then I think women would approach sex very differently, too.

He's 100% correct about women, and about what it's like to have a penis. It's the same kind of primal drive as hunger is. It's just the way we're wired, as he said it's how we survived as a species. Not a conscious decision at all.

Yeah...it's that hard... I paid for 18 years on a drunken one night stand.

The lack of laughing is truly telling.

"whores don't care about lumber"....now that's funny

The law is to blame. Just make it fair by allowing each one to keep their money separately.

That is EXACTLY how it is for men. DO it, do it, FUCKIN' DO it! It never stops.

As a man, I can tell you that sex is indeed on our minds every second of the day in one way or another. While in a good relationship, most men I know will not seek out other women. If, however, the relationship begins to go badly, don't expect the guy to stay faithful for too long. Life is too short to be unhappy. Bill Burr nailed the male mindset in this video.

It's really hard when no one wants us, no one tempts us. Can't imagine when they do.