Where can i read the parody of Jojo?

I always thought that if for whatever reason Jonathan became a vampire he would just be so disgusted by himself he would force himself to live in isolation so he wouldn't hurt anybody and just forever be alone and sad in a cave or something

meanwhile, in another timeline :


Balek I.A - What if Dio Brando Became a Vampire?

I actually wouldn't be surprised if, after seeing the fleeing Jonathan's new power, Dio were to actually use the mask on himself.

Vampire Jojo VS Vampire Dio, anyone?

I REJECTED MY HUMANITY , DIO !!!

What if SpeedWagon was the antagonist of Phantom Blood?

Here's my theory Johnathan is the only incorruptible person in Jojo.  Thus the honorable vampire

100 years later




Jonathan: oh you’re approaching me

Giorno: I can’t tell you why drugs are bad unless I get closer

Jonathan: Oho then come as close as you’d like

The two things I wanna see from this idea
A. Vampire Jonathan fighting a Hamon trained Dio, but with Jojo still being the good guy and Dio being the antagonist.  Bonus points on this idea if you can somehow still explain Dio getting into part 3, either through Hamon, or through the power of a stand, WITHOUT turning Dio into a vampire. and
B. Dio uses the stone mask on himself after seeing what it does to Jonathan and we get a Vampire vs Vampire fight.  

I do think it be difficult for Part 2 to happen in either case however, since its hard to think that Jojo would still have a child with Erina if he knew he was a vampire.  I dont think Vampirism necessarily transfers to offspring but Jonathan doesn't know that.

he would still be a good boi

Dio
Dioseph
Diotaro
Diosuke
Jorano
Diolyene
Donny



Gappy

Johnathan: exists
Stone Mask: I’m about to end this man’s whole career

Jonathan Joestar is a vampire, well his body is.

What if Esidisi or whammu became the ultimate life form

" Jonathan was starving, but he wanted the taste of food one more time ...
He went to a near bar were he wouldn't be noticed or recogniced .
Once inside que made his order acompanied by a glass of plain water .
The waitress came back, but she accidentaly tripped on the cracked wood of the floor, spilling it over Jonathan .
She tried to clean some of it but Jonathan stopped her to clean it him self ...
He accidentaly broke her wrist and obliterated her fingers causing her to massively bleed out .
She fainted, and Jonathan ran away ..."

Jonathan: Oh? So your approaching me? Instead of running away, your coming right to me?
Giorno: I can’t retrieve my fathers body without getting closer.
Johnathan: Oh, then come as close as you like!

I think it would go like this:
Phantom Blood:
Jonathan flees, never to be seen for three years. George soon succumbs to Dio's poison. Dio begins to study the stone mask, meets Zeppeli, and the two decide to stay in contact. After three years of sleep Jonathan confronts Dio at the end, and Dio walks backwards too far, falling and impaling himself on the statue. Jonathan, feeling his bloodlust drastically increase, and not wanting Dio to suffer as he slowly dies of blood loss, he drains Dio as fast as he can. Zeppeli arrives and sees Jonathan holding a drained Dio. He charges at Jonathan, but Jonathan escapes. He heads for Whitechapel, having heard of a serial killer that he could drain without feeling guilty of killing an innocent person.
On the way, he passes through Ogre Street. Speedwagon and his gang attempt to jump Jonathan, but fail. Speedwagon begins to run away from Jonathan but is quickly pursued. Jonathan corners Speedwagon in an alleyway. Speedwagon, sensing his doom, accepts his fate and closes his eyes. Only... Jonathan instead offers his hand. Speedwagon takes it and asks Jonathan why he didn't kill him. Jonathan responds by asking him if he knows Jack the Ripper. Speedwagon laughs. He thinks that Jonathan is crazy if he wants to try to kill Jack. Jonathan tells Speedwagon that he is a vampire, but was turned into one against his will. Speedwagon listens closely as he tells his story. Speedwagon is moved by Jonathan's resolve to fight against his vampiric nature and not take the lives of innocents. He agrees to do everything in his power to help Jonathan find a way to go back to normal, while also searching for villains for Jonathan's food supply. In the meantime, Jonathan tries to find out more about his own abilities. He discovers how to use his eye beams as well as stone skin, an ability where he can turn his skin into rock, allowing hamon to travel harmlessly around his body.
Speedwagon finally locates Jack and Jonathan sets out to find him. Jonathan finds Jack about to murder a very familiar face: Erina. Jonathan gets Jack's attention and tells him to leave Erina alone, only for Zeppeli to appear on the other side of Jack and scream, “Begone, foul vampire!” Jack, annoyed that he now has two witnesses to take care of, suddenly cleaves Zeppeli in half with a single swing of his gargantuan knife. Everyone is shocked. In an unstoppable rage, Jonathan clamps his jaw around Jack's throat and sucks him dry. Erina, even more frightened than she already was, asks Jonathan if it is true that he is a vampire. He admits that it is true, only for Erina begin hugging and kissing him. Erina states that she knows that Jonathan is still a noble man inside because he did not drain Zeppeli who was bleeding like a fountain. Jonathan feels very emotional, but pushes his tears back and faces Zeppeli who is on the brink of death. He asks Jonathan if he feels hungry looking at him. Jonathan admits that he does, but he refuses to stoop so low as to drain blood from an innocent man at death's door. Zeppeli ponders briefly about whether or not he may have been wrong about Jonathan before passing away.
Jonathan has a one-night stand with Erina, and she becomes pregnant with George II. Jonathan continues his journey of vigilante justice to feed himself, while helping Speedwagon with his business pursuits occasionally.

Battle Tendency:
Jonathan and Speedwagon discover the presence of multiple stone masks in Mexico, and decide that it would be best to destroy them in case any new vampires surfaced. Speedwagon enlists the help of hamon master Straits who betrays him and uses the stone mask to become a vampire. While the rest of Battle Tendency is happening, Jonathan does not really do anything. He is only a vampire, so he isn't strong enough to defeat the pillar men on ability alone. He can't use hamon either, so he has to hope that his grandson Joseph can prevail against the pillar men. He has complicated feelings about Caesar, and doesn't know what to think of it. After the main events of Battle Tendency, he has the Speedwagon Foundation retrieve the stone so that he can personally study it. He eventually figures out how to use it to turn himself mostly back into a human (ages very slowly, no other abilities). He undergoes hamon training, seeking a way to help discipline himself to resist his still-lingering vampiric blood lust.

Stardust Crusaders:
Dio, having been unwittingly turned into a vampire by Jonathan, has been secretly formulating his plan to take over the world. He develops his stand, The World in 1983, which causes a chain reaction and results in the Joestars developing their stands. Jonathan develops his stand, “Deep Purple”, a vine-like stand that wraps around his fists to form boxing gloves that focus hamon into his fists and amplifies it. His signature move, Sunlight Yellow Overdrive, is replaced by Ultraviolet Overdrive, a much more powerful version. Being a hamon stand, he can also use spirit photography albeit a much more refined version than Joseph's. This is a trade off that he makes in exchange for the stand's abysmal range. Its range is only about five centimeters (under 2 inches). When Holly falls ill, he finally reveals himself to the rest of the Joestars and states what he thinks may be the cause: Dio, due to his vampiric connection to Jonathan, has awakened the stands of everyone in the Joestar family. Thus the journey begins. Jonathan is killed by Dio in the final fight.

what if Speedwagon was every Jojo

JoJo but Dio's the good guy so it's Dio's Bizarre Adventure.

WAIT!?!!? if Jonathan was a vampire how would he know to avoid the sun?!