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Nerd³ Plays... Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

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20 Comments

@rhysseamus7921 6 years ago

FYI there's a secret category with tonnes of units including tree giants, ice giants and velociraptors

@0_clover740 6 years ago (edited)

we may have "hello procrastinators" back, but real ones will never forget
"all other music is in-game music, it makes me want to"

@ZyonAytkyn 6 years ago

"We're processing this video. Check back later." What a classic Dan line!

@psdnmstr4609 6 years ago

Fun fact: The reason the Monkey King was so Dragon Ball is because Goku was originally based on the Monkey King!

@bossrob5209 6 years ago

Jesus: Tries to sneak into the house
God:Turns on light "You're home late"
Jesus:"Uhhhhh, Hi Dad"
God: "No more going clubbing, Jesus"

@euan9711 6 years ago

When this gets public no one will understand the processing simulator

@Stoney1140 6 years ago

I'm so glad Dan has done a video on this. No one else could quite as accurately commentate the ridiculousness of this game with equal ridiculousness

@zedbags 6 years ago

"Can anything take out the vampires?"

Idk, hamon I guess

@lilypadzzz88 6 years ago

"He's been flung into space to give god a high five!" That really got me

@Mireaze 6 years ago

What if the video isn't actually processing, and this is just Dan's most meta joke yet?

@ICE_Trance 6 years ago

This is the longest game of rock, paper, scissors.

@thewingedporpoise 6 years ago

Matt really did the description thing

Incredible

@sircatsmeow2886 6 years ago

Berty the Mammoth has reached the same Tier of amazement as Jeff the Shark.

@thiswunkusguy 6 years ago

Challenge: Design a battle so that your side wins as many times in a row as possible, but each time you win, your opponent becomes the team you won with.

@emperorshaq 6 years ago (edited)

“I don’t mind being late to a party, that just means less people are gonna be there”
Thank you for your words of wisdom Dan I’ll be sure to pass them on to those in need