I trained with Steven in his dojo in Japan, eventually climbing the ranks under his training and becoming a black belt Aikido master myself. From there, Steven recommended me to the CIA and I went undercover pretending to work with the Italian mafia. Part of my job was playing a blues musician in Seagal's band to keep my cover, we usually played blues bars in Louisiana and shared the stage with the likes of B.B. King and more. This was around the time Bruce Lee personally met me while filming Enter the Dragon in order for me to teach him my signature front kick move, which he used on screen to eventually win an academy award for which he thanked me in his award speech. See Steven? I can make up stories too!

"They don't just give these to chimps!" Lmfao 😆

I honestly think Seagal has been trolling us for a lifetime.

He is going to keep coming back till someone remembers seeing Ritchie

He is actually quite likeable here. Letterman shows him respect

I love how letterman starts the interview with a clear working assumption that Segal's gonna make stuff up.

He takes deep breaths and scratches his nose when he’s lying. Lol

He actually comes across as likeable here ...Maybe the jokes been on us the entire time 😂

In the 90's everything & everyone was happy, carefree and lovely

He was a security guard at an air port...

This guy has to be Steven Seagal's stand-in, he's too charming.

Shoulder pads are nuclear.

So basically he had a little security job and he’s trying to play it off like he worked at the CIA😂

That coat....he must be the head waiter at a Mexican restaurant.

Steven was airport security basically

Letterman handled this well.

Love how letterman doesn't believe a damn word.🤠

He almost seems likable in this, as opposed to every other interview I've seen with him

Watched the first 5 minutes. This may be the most honest and humble he’s ever been.

1:35 Scotty Kilmer before he switches to cars