Realizing Alex and Simon are the only couple still standing is wild.

“I was awoken in the middle of the night by two male voices. One was LouAnn’s” 🤣😂 I die every time.

"this is a 3-year project"
"sounds like it. you better get started."

i quote this on a weekly basis lmao

"Are they going to have Drag Queens?"  Cut to Luann.  The first cast was superb!

Kelly running into traffic is the funniest and scariest thing I have ever seen. She is so delusional. Lol.

Not Sonja and her huge Latin following 😂

Nothing will ever top early RHONY

Kelly running in traffic tickles my soul from laughter lmao

I'm Latina and I have never heard of that magazine. Who knew Sonja had a huge Latino following 😂😂😂Not Luann in black face 👀👀👀

Dating him or adopting him absolutely sent me to the moon 😂

When Bethenny said Luann looked like she  just did a Stayfree maxi pad commercial, I couldn't stop laughing!

Carole: (about Luann) ....she is generally tone deaf anyway ....burn🔥🔥😂😂😂

“this is like a three year project”
“yeah well you better get started”
is one of my FAVORITE lines in the whole series😂😂

"My aura is not at its highest right now."

God, I need to steal that line. 🤣🤣🤣

Sonja lgbt speech reminds me of Louis from Family Guy 911 speech 🤣

Jill is one of the regular people because she’s elevator friendly 😂

Luann in that Diana Ross costume continues to haunt me

“WhErE aRe ThE rOtIsSeRiE cHiCkEnS?” 😭😭bruuuuh 😭😭😭

they had no idea at the time how culturally foundational this was

How do I not remember that clip of Luann modelling and bethanny making fun of it 😭 I’m dying at the little leap