for me, intense voice expert is the easiest diff 30 ever

i think suisei should be right at the bottom along with the 30s, my best on that was AP-1. I have never gotten better than AP -4 on any expert 30+, except for kusare-gedou and folern which I have AP. and i agree that jinsei is soooooo horrendous, it's the part at ~600 combo that goes (left-right-both) x4, twice that I can never get. That and WUP are the only expert FCs i dont have

Imo suisei is one of the easiest ones and same goes for yaminabe (hot take I know but I managed to fc that before half of the other 31s)
I also managed to fc ogyarinizer 3 times in a row (I still think this is easier than fcing machine gun poem doll)

The reason why shoushitsu spam feels easier than gekishou spam is because shoushitsu spams in 12th notes (so about 180 16th) while gekishou maintains 200bpm 16th yea so gekishou spam is actually faster than shoushitsu spam by 20bpm
to get a grasp of what a difference of 20bpm looks like, compare gekishou to machine gun (220bpm)

Memoria is a hundred times easier than the intense voice of hatsune miku for me🫪

my personal rankings would be:
22. folern (stupid easy for a 30)
21. kusare-gedou and chocolate (relatively easy patterns and no real hard parts)
20. dont fight the music (the ending is pretty tricky, thats about it tho)
19. yungen no ran (the beginning was a bit hard cause of the speed change, mostly easy chart otherwise)
18. marbleblue (tricky spam, but balanced out with long stretches of easy gp)
17. tivohm (mainly gets its difficulty from the spam)
16. memoria (ts does not feel 31 at all)
15. teohm (the ending got my ass so many times)
14. hatsune concerto no.1 (easiest 31 that still feels like a 31)
13. jouou (for a 31, this chart has surprisingly easy patterns other than the stair pattern around midway through)
12. ogyarinizer (the ending spam is horrendous, but other than that theres not much else that makes this chart hard)
11. jinsei (honestly, other than the mini note spam part and mikus part, this chart is pretty easy for a 31)
10. nekutarune circus (its the hold notes mainly)
9. 0.0000034 (bs spam at the end and hard-ish 2nd drop, easy everthing else imo)
8. whats up? pop! (pretty balanced 31, its got a good mix of hard and easy parts imo)
7. the emperror (the pattern thing at the end always gets me)
6. are you ok? (everything past the 1st drop is some bs)
5. kowarechatta!! (the spams are stupidly fast)
4. mgpd (idk if its that im just good at spam, but I fc'd this song relatively quickly, does require a lot of stamina tho)
3. kaijuu ni naritai (the only expert here is havent fc'd, since i dont got the time to)
2. end mark whatever the fuck comes after (fuck this song, the flick into a hold note got like all of my good runs)
1. YAMINABE!! (this song took me days because of the bumass ending rahhh)

Guys sorry for the mistake 0.00034 was a 31 too! Thanks for those who pointed it out

my ranking from a player who full comboed all boss songs!!!!!!!
comments-
i dont think any of the boss songs right now deserve the place at 32 but its just my preference
memoria wasnt your first 31 ranking, it was 0.0000034.
RANKING-
22 folern - 29.8 / despite the spams, this is NOT a 30..
21 Kusaregedou to Chocolate - 30.0 / not really much to say, but overall easy
20 Yuugen no Ran - 30.2 / i find Hatsune Miku no Shoushitsu-Gekijouban harder than this
19 MarbleBlue. - 30.54 / i play with blue marbles
18 TEOHM - 30.56 / easier than tivohm
17 0.0000034 - 30.7 / the spams are to easy for a chart, and it feels mostly empty
16 Tivohm - 30.8 / nothing burger of a stamina chart
15 DFTM - 30.9 / the spams are too brutallll
14 Memoria - 31.0 / nothing burger, but by far the most beautifulest song of all boss charts
13 Suisei - 31.1 / spams are easy
12 Jouou - 31.2 / spams are easy again, the end is nothing compared to others
11 The EmpError - 31.3 / the king of double notes, but easy
10 Kowaerchatta!! - 31.4 / it feels soo much as a sonolus charter on their first day. its so empty, and fun..?
9 Jinsei - 31.53 / the spam cannot be than hard tho its easy
8 OGYARINIZER - 31.56 / i have nothing to say
7 Nekuratune Circus - 31.6 / kairiki bear on top
6 Whats up? Pop! - 31.75 / fast chart
5 Kaiju Ni Naritai - 31.77 / NOT a 32
4 MGPD - 31.78 / spam, oh gosh, ap? nowhere to be seen but easy
3 EMNKTNWS - 31.82 / THIS chart is too hard to sightread, while also having difficult patterns
2 Are You Okay? - 31.87 / the most hated chart forme
1 YAMINABE!!!!! - 31.99 / yaminabe is absolute nightmare fuel, and honestly, cosmo@bousou-p knew exactly what he was doing when he cooked this up for the ultimate contest. as a high-level player who usually relies on muscle memory and strict sightreading, this chart feels less like playing a rhythm game and more like fighting for your life against gimmicks that are actively trying to sabotage you.

The only level 32 expert by heart is mgpd 😭

Lowkey I replayed all the experts and I feel like Mgpd is not hard it’s just so much notes that your fingers can’t keep up because your stamina is draining real fast the patterns are so easy but the amount of notes you need to click is just 😢

How is jinsei number 3 bro
Its not even hard

HOW DO YOU PLAY AT THAT SPEED???? I ONLY FEEL COMFORTABLE PLAYING AT 11.90 😭
(Nobody will care but the hardest Expert i fced was MachineGun Poem Doll (This was the hardest FC I've ever done personally, PERSONALLY. ) woohoo for myself i guess :v)

Jouou ex too high IMO

I heavily disagree with most on this list but probably because I'm not that bad at spam. Suisei was the first 31 I got, it literally took me less than a day after I transferred to the JP server. My only other 31s are Jouou and Ogyarinizer. I've done every 30 except for TEOHM and DFTM. Folern was my first 30 iirc.

Also, I'm pretty sure 0.0000034 is a 31, not a 30. My easiest song of the list would also be Kusaregedou, and the hardest is either Yaminabe or What's Up Pop.

Edit: I forgot Kaiju was on the list lol. That should be the hardest for me, although I haven't played it as much as the other ones I mentioned.

I've never seen MGPD's expert chart before and i was literally staring at my screen in horror the entire time

Is it weird I almost fced mgpd but die in are you okay😢😢😢

I'll have to do my take on this as well lmao (28 and up) may I credit you for inspiration?

agree with this EXEPT for the fact that Machine gun poem doll was my first 31 fc... and intense voice was my first 30... idk i just feel like it's very possible for these songs to be easy if you have strong stamina, but machine gun is really hard idk how i did it😭

100℅ AGREE WITH THIS RANKING LMAO MACHINE GUNS POEM DOLL IS EVILLLLLL LITERAL HELLSPAWN 😭 The first time I played Jinsei...the trauma still haunts me to this day..

Also, I am trying to fc Don't fight the music as my first expert boss fc (only reason I'm not doing "kusaregedou to chocolate" is because of personal beef /j but seriously it's cuz of the flick pattern shown in the vid 💔) and I was wondering if you have any tips? I am relatively new to the game (started June of this year) and my current highest FC is...Love shot 💔💔 (I'm too lazy to fc a different 28 and want a challenge which is why I want to jump to don't fight the music lmao..)