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I can make this quick. How to book Katie Vick? Don't.

"You never know if Triple H will come to your wake."

"You never know if Triple H comes at your wake."

Booking pitches for Adam
-How Adam would book the Wyatt Family
-How Adam would book the ending of the nWo in WCW
-How Adam would book WCW 2000(You're gonna need more Vodka)
-How Adam would book Eva Marie
-How Adam would book Becky 2 Belts

This was low-key absolutely brilliant. Turning katie vick into a figment of kane's imagination was a particularly clever twist. I feel like adam really thrives in these sort of macabre horror stories. Maybe you should try writing a horror book Mr Blampied.

Hey I’ll add to the party

- How Adam would book Aces & Eights
- How Adam would book Cesaro after Wrestlemaina 30
- How Adam would book Sting vs Undertaker
- How Adam would book Sting post Starrcade 97
- How Adam would book Muhammed Hassan
- How Adam would book the end of Evolution
- How Adam would book Brian Pillman

how is no one talking about the fact adam said about the board games:
“ALMOST none of them are about f’ing dead women”

When I saw the title of the video, I thought there was no way Adam could make this storyline work. After watching this, I’m happy to be wrong. Adam really made this into a good solid storyline, when I didn’t think it was possible. Well done, Adam.

Adam is actually right. This one was embarrassing as a wrestling fan. I remember watching this storyline with an ex as it was goong on. I forgot what specific episode we were watching. But she looks over and says "How do you watch this sh##?". And I had no rebuttal 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Here's the kayfabe timeline of the whole thing. Undertaker's parents owned a funeral home that Paul Bearer worked at. Paul had an affair with Taker's Mom, and then Kane was born. Taker's Dad obviously never knew Kane was really Paul's, so he raised him as his own until the fire happened. At this point the story gets a little fuzzy but essentially Taker is off doing whatever he's doing while Paul is raising Kane in a new funeral home. Paul and Taker get back together and Paul offers him the chance to start wrestling under the tutelage of the Million Dollar Man. Paul is still raising Kane during this period. When Paul Bearer joins Taker in WWF/WWE , this is when Kane is by himself for the first time. During this period of 1991-1997 is most likely in kayfabe when the Katie Vick thing would've happened. That's the best way to make it all make sense lol.

Yknow, given what we know about Vince’s proclivities now; stuff like Katie Vick suddenly makes much more sense how he came up with it.

Paused at 0:01 without having yet heard Adam say anything and it’s already gold 😂

A big issue - "Kane is alive, Undertaker!" Taker thought Kane died in the funeral home fire too, him visiting Kane in the asylum would be a huge continuity breaker, even more so than what we got

How Adam would book Katie Vick.

He wouldn't.

Roll credits.

There’s actually a published novel that is entirely in kayfabe that is literally just about Kane’s backstory, and it includes Katie Vick. However, there was zero necrophilia involved. It’s been a really long time since I’ve read it so I’m a little fuzzy on the details, but if I’m remembering correctly, after Paul Bearer joined WWF, Kane was on his own for the first time, and he tried his best to live a relatively normal life. Katie Vick was his girlfriend in like a “beauty and the beast” kind of thing, and then she died in a drunk driving accident and Kane basically exiled himself from society until Paul Bearer brought him into WWF

Before I even began watching the video I wondered if Adam would have some sort of alcoholic beverage... I was not wrong! God speed Adam!

I feel like Adam has been running from this moment his whole life

How would Adam book Finn Balor's return?
How would Adam book Aleister Black?
How would Adam book Rusev day?

This is easily the best and funniest rebooking Adam has done since the Jinder one. Everything from the story to the comedic elements of the groans and being surrounded by liquor bottles lmao. Adam, my good sir, are a genius!

The funniest part of this whole damn thing?
Kane technically didn’t even murder Katie.
He committed involuntary manslaughter, which is killing someone on accident.
Which can likely only get Kane charged for criminal negligence thanks to him driving under the influence.

With the necrophilia claims being unable to be proven unless directly confirmed or denied by Kane.

Triple H can be sued for false allegations of murder and necrophilia. Along with defamatory statements against Kane thanks to that disgusting video.

Kane is for the most part. A victim.