Also: Quick reminder that Freddy Mecury died while Sirius was in Azkaban. So he escaped and at some point later asked Remus what was going on in the world while he was isolated and-
-Sirius eats the least/ gets easily full out of the marauders (hes the lightedt perfect for being a seeker) - Sirius has scars that hes covered with tattoos - sirius was a seeker b4 'the prank' -Remus is nocturnal during the holidays and it gets hard during the school years -Chocolate fruit n nut is remus' fave but rarely eats it bc peters allergic -peter is lactose intolerant but will ofc eat cheese all the time -peter is the shortest with sirius following closely behind -james can cook n got his mum to teach sirius - remus is banned from the kitchen bc he almost burned it down -snape used veritserum on sirius on the day of the prank and manip his memories to make him think it was -Snape had a crush on sirius but denied it so he hated him the most out of the marauders - regulus black was luna lovegoods godfather -sirius and regulus (😢) cant swim mostly doggie paddle - lily was a vegetarian and curvy not skinny -sirius accidentally met Queen b4 he knew them n there was a muggle photograph of them bc they liked is style -james wore a dress n liked it - so did sirius - sirius and james are good with children peter n remus are not so much - remus is a heathen - sirius and Andromeda accidentally follow their pureblood aristocratic teaching like poshly sitting - sirius attracts animals which he hates n peter attracts bugs which he also hates - ducklings imprinted on james once n he cried - remus not only folds his socks but sirius' since normally elves did it for him - remus secretly hates snape more than the others and often influence the pranks to evolve him - james has a girly scream - remus sounds like a gremlin when he wakes up n gets clingy to whoevers warmer (peter) - sirius doesnt feel the cold a lot and his skin runs cold so remus borrowed him on a hot day - lily and james were nevilles godparents n alice was harrys godmother and finally bc this is longgg - remus can barely go near marlene who hates the feeling of wool
Girl: "It says you can't commit to a relationship because you're obsessed with two fictional gay wizard from the 70's. " Me: gets braces caught on loose string of my pillow Girl: "That can't be good."