From the moment I first witnessed the interlopers, they disgusted me.
Eons we slumbered, waiting to reclaim our galaxy, only for it to become infested with vermin, that proliferated in our absence.
Now we awaken to retake what is ours.
Wretched abominations of meat and metal, shackled to ignorance by your faith.
Do you truly believe you can stop us? We, who have shattered our very gods and enslaved them to our will.
The stars were yours when our empire was ascendant. And in the last of the night we alone will remain.
For we are immortal.

8:51 had me rolling 😂😂 and bro really killed J 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

4:07  OMFG I LAUGHTED SO HARD I FELL OUT OF MY CHAIR

9:29 THIS WAS MY REMINDER TO SLEEP ITS 3:10 AM 😭

"Cyn:I ate my grandma and it took a week"Got me rolling on floor of laughing🤣

1:00 the fact actually in the glitchx livestream, Uzi's voice actor did Uzi saying the whole fitness gram pacer test.

5:39 an ordinary human conversation

1:27 rare moment of the chaotic trio singing:

Literally N YOU SHOULD BE PROTECTING UZI! ( 0:19)

0:39 Me and my besties taking April fools day too seriously...

1:31 UZI SPITTING BARS

14:49 I WISH I HAD FRIENDS WITH THIS MUCH HUMOR NO CAP TOT

I'm concerned about that choking 5:49

How Khan jumped out of the bed got me laughing so hard 🤣🤣🤣

Is no one talking about how smooth this is 9:35

as someone who identifies the fitness gram pacer test, i approve. 1:02

1:28 the scream 😭😭😭

“You have 10 cookies amd someone forcfully takes 2 cookies how many do u have now” “10 and a dead body” 😂😂😂😂😂

11:48 “ThATs ToXIC”

13:39 that on dog when you try to give it a treat