Paws has returned.

Sound the horns to welcome her back.

Well hello there! Welcome back!

13:20
tomboy: a girl that likes cars, sports and other traditionally manly stuff
Yandere: A psicho stalker

the two aren't mutually exclusive

8:04 HAHA she pointed right at ya, Paws. You're busted.

Oh Reddit, the narcissist, virtue-signalling, predatory capital of the Internet where the authoritarianism of the mods is second only to the total idiocracy.

I still remember a random pretty woman at the grocery store asked me where i get my eyebrows done and when i told her I've never had them done before she said "you have the most amazing natural eyebrows ive seen on a guy" i stuttered a thank you and ran away.
That was 13 years ago and i still remember that colossal fumble and that compliment

"it's really nice to read, it's really bad to engage"
Paws, that's basically 90% of the internet.

What a video for a comeback

I do rarely chat on things, but welcome back paws

My biggest L:
Recently turned 35, still literally living in my mom’s basement, working a job that barely pays the bills.
(And I was such a good student, too!)
😓
Never had a girlfriend, and my prospects are so bad, I have literally fantasized about a girl hitting on me, just so I could do the honorable thing and tell her she can do better.
😰

21:11 ahhhh don’t give us short people that. I’ve been in Japan for 20+ years and the only times I’ve ever felt tall were around toddlers. Short people are short no matter where they go.

31:18
At least it wasn’t a PlayStation!
😅

11:40 Oh boy Paws, I'm not sure you want to see the video Shoe did right before this one. Left quite a lot of people worried to say the least.

"My hand needed to do a mumbo-jumbo inside of me" - is this what we are calling it now?

Paws has such a gorgeous voice, she must have made a lot of success in the karaoke's of Japan.

48:21 Scandinavian! Max is a Swedish fastfood chain but that specific text is Danish.

Youtube terminology is both nuts and hilarious when I have to force myself to take your "Don't ruin corn for me" the way you intended, instead of the naughty word workaround... or my humor's just ruined.

Also, welcome back, Paws!

it's like you're stuck in a 6ft grave with a 9ft ladder but instead of climbing out, You break the ladder for sticks to dig down.

Welcome back Paws! Hope you had a great break in Japan!

Welcome back Paws. Hope you had a fun trip to Japan.