6:44 imagine what’s it’s like having that woman as your wife. Absolutely freaking the F out because a boat hundreds of feet away hits another boat - and apparently nobody was in danger of getting hurt. I loved the end where she tells the kid to put on a life vest. I wonder how far the husband’s eyes rolled back on that one.
7:29 Son, get your life vest on! Mom, it's fine now. I SAID GET YOUR GD LIFE VEST ON NOW!!!! AND FROM NOW ON DON'T TAKE IT OFF UNTIL WE'RE BACK AT THE HOUSE!!!
5:58 Screaming when you are looking at something and you know it is going to happen and it doesn't effect you at all in the slightest is so helpful. I literally have ended relationships over melodratic screaming. Nope, not for me.