“12 year old boy controls a selfless life..”

“Piranha piranha, from the Amazon”
-Epic new song ft. DanTDM

(Someone please do this)

Dan: as fast as your legs can take ya

The fish: WhAt ArE LeGs?!😳

Dan when he gets stuck in a sink: uh help me hehehe.


If  i were: HELP ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

“The Goldfish level”
Me: ThE gOlDfIsH lEvEl?! This is gonna be good :v
20 seconds later
Me: I expected more goldfishes

33:44

Imagine hearing that out of context. LOL

"Brand new game, coming out very very soon", well you cant get much earlier then not out

Why did Dan say ‘as fast as your little legs can take ya’ HE’S PLAYING AS A FISH!!!

29:40

I love how the bird flies out of the house 😂

Great stream Dan :) I wanted to say, KIll it with fire, the game about killing spiders (You played it a while ago.), just came out on console and is full released with eight levels now! You should continue it!!! Like so Dan can see..?

DanTDM 2021”Could you imagine looking up to your left and seeing a gold fish…escaping”

Dan- “red toilet roll, who does that?
Me- Walgreens

Dan: careful of the seagulls
Seagull: I'm 'bout to ruin this whole man's career

"We must go faster."
         
                 -Dantdm

Feel bad for the freshwater fish that’s escaping into salt water that would kill it 😂

Dan: I’m playing a game as a goldfish

Youtube: Ahhh yes this looks like hello neighbor

Imagine just looking down to see a dead piranha just lying by your foot!😄

Dan: I don’t remember it being so hard
Viewers: we remember being much harder

i remember this game so well (and how much you got stressed with it)


also, nice cut

dan: "slow and steady. don't get too hasty."
also dan: "I think I need to go faster..."
I DONT GET IT