"Haven't heard from the Nerds in over a week. I wonder what they are...oh god no."

When you play FF6, as a side quest you find out that Shadow is literally a divorced dad, so your theory about his dog holds.

Thank you for all the work going through this monster of a set! <3 you nerds!

TIMESTAMPS:

Final Fantasy 1
3:02 - Garland, Knight of Cornelia / Chaos, the Endless

Final Fantasy 2
4:12 - Cid, Timeless Artificier
6:19 - Firion, Wild Rose Warrior
7:30 - Minwu, White Mage
3:26:47 - The Emperor of Palamecia / The Lord Master of Hell

Final Fantasy 3
8:55 - Cloud of Darkness
10:00 - Xande, Dark Mage

Final Fantasy 4
12:00 - Cecil, Dark Knight / Cecil, Redeemed Paladin
14:05 - Giott, King of the Dwarves
16:00 - Golbez, Crystal Collector
18:25 - Kain, Traitorous Dragoon
20:47 - Rosa, Resolute White Mage
22:03 - Rydia, Summoner of Mist
24:08 - Tellah, Great Sage

Final Fantasy 5
25:58 - Bartz and Boko
27:38 - Exdeath, Void Warlock / Neo Exdeath, Dimension's End
29:12 - Gilgamesh, Master-at-Arms

Final Fantasy 6
31:20 - Banon, the Returners' Leader
33:10 - Celes, Rune Knight
34:34 - Cyan, Vengeful Samurai
36:20 - Edgar, King of Figaro
37:36 - Edgar, Master Machinist
38:43 - Gau, Feral Youth
39:55 - General Leo Cristophe
41:02 - Gogo, Mysterious Mime
3:24:30 - Gogo, Master of Mimicry
43:32 - Interceptor, Shadow's Hound
45:30 - Kefka, Court Mage / Kefka, Ruler of Ruin
3:26:07 - Kefka, Dancing Mad
47:52 - Locke Cole
48:18 - Locke, Treasure Hunter
49:22 - Mog, Moogle Warrior
50:50 - Sabin, Master Monk
51:50 - Setzer, Wandering Gambler
53:27 - Shadow, Mysterious Assassin
55:02 - Siegfried, Famed Swordsman
56:20 - Strago and Relm
57:23 - Terra, Herald of Hope
58:47 - Terra, Magical Adept / Esper Terra
1:00:25 - The Warring Triad
1:01:11 - Ultros, Obnoxious Octopus
1:02:11 - Umaro, Raging Yeti

Final Fantasy 7
1:04:33 - Aerith Gainsborough
1:06:12 - Aerith, Last Ancient
1:07:42 - Avalanche of Sector 7
1:09:45 - Barret, Avalanche Leader
1:12:28 - Barret Wallace
1:13:00 - Bugenhagen, Wise Elder
1:13:50 - Cait Sith, Fortune Teller
1:15:30 - Cid, Freeflier Pilot
1:17:13 - Cloud, Ex-SOLDIER
1:18:38 - Cloud, Midgar Mercenary
1:20:15 - Cloud, Planet's Champion
1:22:15 - Diamond Weapon
1:24:33 - Elena, Turk Recruit
1:25:57 - Heidegger, Shinra Executive
1:27:12 - Jenova, Ancient Calamity
1:28:33 - Professor Hojo
1:29:12 - Red XIII, Proud Warrior
1:30:17 - Reno and Rude
1:31:13 - Rufus Shinra
1:32:00 - Sephiroth, Fabled SOLDIER / Sephiroth, One-Winged Angel
1:34:10 - Sephiroth, Fallen Hero
1:35:37 - Sephiroth, Planet's Heir
1:36:49 - Tifa Lockhart
1:39:40 - Tifa, Martial Artist
1:41:00 - Vincent Valentine / Galian Beast
1:43:17 - Vincent, Vengeful Atoner
1:44:23 - Yuffie, Materia Hunter
1:45:23 - Zack Fair

Final Fantasy 8
1:46:25 - Quistis Trepe
1:47:25 - Rinoa Heartilly
1:47:49 - Seifer Almasy
1:48:52 - Squall, SeeD Mercenary
1:49:40 - Ultimecia, Temporal Threat
1:50:57 - Ultimecia, Time Sorcereress / Ultimecia, Omnipotent
1:51:47 - Zell Dincht

Final Fantasy 9
1:53:25 - Adelbert Steiner
1:54:00 - Beatrix, Loyal General
1:54:31 - Black Waltz No. 3
1:55:05 - Choco, Seeker of Paradize
1:56:10 - Freya Crescent
1:56:25 - Garnet, Princess of Alexandria
1:57:26 - Kuja, Genome Sorcerer / Trance Kuja, Fate Defied
1:58:42 - Queen Brahne
1:59:12 - Quina, Qu Gourmet
1:59:58 - Stilzkin, Moogle Merchant
2:01:20 - Vivi Ornitier
2:02:55 - Zidane, Tantalus Thief

Final Fantasy 10
2:03:55 - Auron, Venerated Guardian
2:04:33 - Gatta and Luzzu
2:04:57 - Jecht, Reluctant Guardian / Braska's Final Aeon
2:06:28 - Kimahri, Valiant Guardian
2:07:20 - Lord Jyscal Guado
3:12:15 - Lulu, Stern Guardian - Mia Dumpster Division Special
2:07:48 - Maester Seymour
2:08:43 - O'aka, Traveling Merchant
2:09:25 - Rikku, Resourceful Guardian
2:10:41 - Seymour Flux
2:11:13 - Shelinda, Yevon Acolyte
2:12:10 - Sin, Spira's Punishment
2:13:34 - Sin, Unending Cataclysm
2:14:55 - Tidus, Blitzball Star
2:16:00 - Tidus, Yuna's Guardian
2:17:09 - Tromell, Seymour's Butler
2:18:05 - Wakka, Devoted Guardian
2:19:22 - Yuna, Grand Summoner
2:20:58 - Yuna, Hope of Spira

Final Fantasy 11
2:22:53 - Absolute Virtue
2:23:17 - Shantotto, Tactician Magician

Final Fantasy 12
2:24:10 - Ashe, Princess of Dalmasca
2:24:38 - Baltier and Fran
2:25:41 - Judge Magister Gabranth
2:36:10 - Vaan, Street Thief - Beezy Dumpster Division Special

Final Fantasy 13
2:27:10 - Fang, Fearless l'Cie / Vanille, Cheerful l'Cie / Ragnarok, Divine Deliverance
2:29:47 - Hope Estheim
2:30:51 - Lightning, Army of One
2:32:33 - Lightning, Security Sergeant
2:33:03 - Sazh Katzroy
2:34:30 - Serah Farron / Crystallized Serah
2:35:47 - Snow Villiers

Final Fantasy 14
2:36:52 - Alisaie Leveilleur / Alphinaud Leveilleur
3:25:15 - Ardbert, Warrior of Darkness
2:39:19 - Emet-Selch of the Third Seat
2:40:52 - Emet-Selch, Unsundered / Hades, Sorcerer of Eld
2:42:40 - Estinien Varlineau
2:44:13 - Fandaniel, Telophoroi Ascian
2:45:09 - Gaius van Baelsar
2:45:54 - G'raha Tia
2:47:00 - G'raha Tia, Scion Reborn
2:47:54 - Hermes, Overseer of Elpis
2:48:55 - Hildibrand Manderville
2:50:04 - Hraesvelgr of the First Brood
2:50:51 - Krile Baldesion
2:52:19 - Lyse Hext
2:53:35 - Matoya, Archon Elder
2:54:53 - Omega, Heartless Evolution
2:56:32 - Papalymo Totolymo
2:57:43 - Raubahn, Bull of Ala Mhigo
2:58:06 - Tataru Taru
2:59:10 - Thancred Waters
3:00:00 - The Wandering Minstrel
3:02:02 - Urianger Augurelt
3:03:31 - Venat, Heart of Hydaelyn / Hydaelyn, the Mothercrystal
3:05:12 - Y'shtola, Night's Blessed
3:07:25 - Y'shtola Rhul
3:08:52 - Zenos yae Galvus / Shinryu, Transcendent Rival
3:10:52 - Zodiark, Umbral God

Final Fantasy 15
3:12:55 - Ardyn, the Usurper
3:14:22 - Gladiolus Amicitia
3:15:25 - Ignis Scientia
3:16:08 - Noctis, Prince of Lucis
3:16:46 - Prompto Argentum

Final Fantasy 16
3:16:59 - Ambrosia Whiteheart
3:18:14 - Clive, Ifrit's Dominant / Ifrit, Warden of Inferno
3:19:40 - Dion, Bahamut's Dominant / Bahamut, Warden of Light
3:20:52 - Jill, Shiva's Dominant / Shiva, Warden of Ice
3:21:31 - Joshua, Phoenix's Dominant / Phoneix, Warden of Fire
3:22:37 - Torgal, A Fine Hound
3:23:05 - Ultima, Origin of Oblivion

3:24:15 - Mia and Beezy's Favorites

You guys asked if we were excited for a 3 and a half hour long video, and let me just say, THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS HOPING THE TOPIC WOULD BE. IT IS A GREAT DAY FOR CONTENT!

Fun fact about eating Chocobos: There's an NPC n FF14 who says 'you'd think they taste like chicken, but they actually taste like horse.'

1:39:47  Just btw, "Tifa, Martial Artist" gets you up to 3 extra combats if you attack each opponent (It says 1 or more creatures attacks a player, not one or more players), but if your creatures have double-strike, best case scenario is you get 6 extra combats from Tifa.

15 seconds in and i know i'm in it for the long haul great work.

I genuinely think this is my favorite video from you guys, super funny and i appreciate that it was a bit of a speed run though this long ash list

I actually love the nod to Stray Cat for Gau's card art, haha.  You can really tell the folks who worked on this set really put their hearts into it!

Easily your best vid in a long time. Well done, you two.

"Avalanche" cut killed me... amazing job with this video!

I actually think Beezy would love Orah, Skyclave Hierophant. It’s really a cool reanimator cleric deck

Great work on this! Appreciate going through them all

Glad were reviewing all commanders again.

Ok. I’ve seen a lot of people get Tifa’s trigger wrong.
When you hit someone with combat damage. If that creature’s power was 7+ you get the untap trigger for each 7+ creature that connected. Then if it’s the first combat, you get additional ones for each trigger.
During the extra combats, you still get the untap trigger, but because it isn’t the first combat, there are no more additional combats.
I hope this clears up the confusion cause I’ve seen a few content creators misread Tifa. I don’t mean for this to come off as a “umm actually” but I want to ensure people understand the power of the card.

Appreciate the ff 8 item locked/ junction locked sound

You can absolutely get 3 combats with Tifa, Martial Artist. In fact, if you have Double Strike, you can get up to 6 combats. Hilariously overkill and unlikely but you can do it!

Firion is great with the "for mirrodin", "living weapon", and "job select" cards too, and you can double up even further with cards like Panharmonicon.

Beezy’s FF9 slander will not be tolerated.

I like the casual couch set up.