Barb is so rich she doesn't know fast food burgers cant risk medium rare lol

"They want pay,  benefits, sick leave" Actual pitch for my industry automation project.

If you keep double tapping the left side you get "shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark tank"

At the time, they were charging $7 per burger. The machine can only hold 50 burgers. That's a maximum revenue of $350 a day, minus ingredients, power and the $3k a month lease. Not to mention labor in restocking, repairing, cleaning and emptying the grease trap every single day.

The only ones making money on this are the guys supplying the machine. No wonder I've never seen one...

that burger machine is actually a food safety nightmare "oh boy, I want raw meat getting handled in a closed box with no human supervision". If a little chunk falls off, gets caught in the machinery or whatever, then festers there for a week, it's a recipe for disaster. Heck, even the mayo nozzle could be a source of serious food poisoning if it isn't properly managed

I’d die on the spot if I was advertising something to improve your basketball shooting but missed my shot

Those machines only work when all they do is heat frozen products in their boxes. This look like a health disaster waiting to happen as well as a maintenance nightmare.

My favourite Killerwhale clone!

Barbra is the kind of person to ask for a medium rare McDouble

To anyone who doesn't know who the new shark is, that is Michael Rubin, who belongs more on a show called "Snake Tank" than Shark Tank. Rubin made his fortune through his company Fanatics, which is epitomized by managing to out-sweatshop Nike by being the official "replica jersey" for all of the leagues where Nike is the official jersey. This means if you buy a Nike sports jersey in the NFL, NBA, or MLB through their official stores; you don't get a jersey made by Nike. You get a jersey made by Fanatics made to "look like" the Nike jerseys the players wear (and including the all-important Nike logo), but only much worse quality. They get these contracts with Nike by being able to ship absurd amounts of jerseys as fast as possible, which they are able to do by utilizing the lowest possible quality control and horrendously underpaying their labor force.

My shark idea: a towel that self dries when hanged in the sunlight.

Eeeewwww!  Who would want medium rare beef from a vending machine?

Bro there is no way he’s actually trying daily uploads

2:30 she is so separated from reality

Fumbled the bag not calling it Bot's Burgers

Good video but a minor critique if you care lol. I’m a big fan of the shark tank reacts and I feel like more was cut out than needed here. Stuff like not seeing any of the deal negotiations for the hats had me disappointed and not seeing the demonstration of the basketball product had me rewinding to even understand what the product even was. Maybe cutting out those parts makes it snappier and better for retention but I personally am interested in seeing those parts. Not just cuz I wanna see the episode but it is sometimes necessary in understanding Atrioc’s jokes or can feel like an anticlimax.

"Oh my gosh dude, I was in such a rush this morning, I had to chuck on odd slide covers."

They would just not let the robot people speak and it fucking killed me

I bet he would've liked the idea if it were robotic Glizzies instead

Nobody minds the cooking part of the job... it's the cleaning that gets you!
And who is going to clean up after the robots?
Some poor schmuck is still going to have to scrape the gunk off the walls and empty the grease traps!