Oh Clio, you'd be surprised if you give someone a chance.

Now that is premium “sad girl company” material right there.

Twelve hour shift and then time together is basically a work day. I don't see how this is a problem.

Clio doesn't realize that its ok to not spend every waking moment with someone you love. In fact, its probably healthier to have that bit of separation, as long as you share the right moments with eachother when needed.

After an 11 year relationship that ended, I dont think I have the drive, guts, or need to find a new partner. But a man can dream..

Clio: Who would want to marry me?

"Now this looks like a job for me."

Cleo, the restarting the dying star is not a joke...

A woman that leaves me alone for half the day then comes in to ask for "cuddling"? Yeah that sounds absolutely awful. Totally. For real for real. Definitely not what 99% of men would consider a dream scenario.

"12 hours is long distance, basically."
Says Cleo, unaware that this is what 80% of relationships look like.

"No one in their right mind would agree to that" she's really selling herself short. Most people wait from 9/5 or longer for people to just come home. I think her biggest concern would have to be having Mr. Lucky come right in and sneak a quick snuggle behind her back while she's streaming.

That actually sounds like my ideal relationship. But I'm autistic as fuck, so I kinda get that isn't normal.

Nah she'd defo be surprised to find people into it. A lot of people want to have relationships but still do their own thing. A big thing is just having the security or knowing company is there every once in a while and it's enough.

This shit is like watching someone drown in a lake of fresh water as I'm dying of thirst.

12h is a bit harsh, but make it 8.5 and it's just a regular job? She'd even saves herself from commuting cause VTubing is effectively home office.

I daydream about having a relationship with women like her.
But the reality is that I am neither in a financial position or good enough as a man/partner to make it work.

“Big Natalist” is a wild phrase.

she plays map games.  Literally perfect

ZEUS, LET ME MARRY THIS LASS AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

Oftentimes we are our own worst enemies. We are far harsher on ourselves than anyone else is. While there are a lot of people who rush in to relationships with the first person available, how many times do we psych ourselves out of even trying? Contrary to what Clio thinks, a lot of introverts would probably love having someone who only wants to spend an hour or two with them every day if it meant cuddles and more meaningful conversations.

Bloodborne had the Blood-Starved Beast, Clio's chat are the Hag-Starved Dudes