“So Dhar Mann isn’t paying his employees enough”
That was… eerily prophetic

"I don't get paid enough for this"

We know Mair, we know

obsessed with how kurtis's brain immediately went "dar dar bings". like how did he come up with that. his mind

"Dharr Mann doesn't pay his employees enough." What's done in the dark will always come to light

imagine dan just comes out all burned up and theyre like "what happened to you??" and hes like "someone put a PIPE BOMB in one of the packages" and the little girl just goes "that was me 🤗"

the first one is wild cause literally everyone in it could be the antagonist

The weirdest thing about the gifts one is that according to the family they SHOULD not know these packages were coming. They were so wrapped up in "who is stealing OUR packages?" but never questioned why they were continually receiving things they never ordered lmao

"Can you believe she works here?" Yes actually - it's 100% believable that someone who works in retail has developed a strong instinct to ignore rude-ass customers when they yell at you from across the store and clear their throat at you like an entitled jerk.

The girl who said I don’t get paid enough is one of the leaders of the protest against dhar Mann for not paying them enough which is hilarious.

26:19 cant believe you just doxxed the entirety of the united states

the plan for the bandit bag was actually just a metaphor for the parents’ failing marriage.

"I'm getting pipe bombed down by the package thief" sent me into the stratosphere

"The original bag" will never stop being funny to me

55:24 well the plan with the bandit bag was to put the packages in the bag and tie the bag to the porch so the bandit couldn’t take them…but you can just cut/open the bag which was why it was a bad plan

Love how HE wrote the script and it still foreshadowed the strike and protests going on now… did he really think we wouldn’t find out? It’s like he was taunting us😂

the plan was that the package would be inside the bag , so when the bandit opened the bag or like took it home and then they would open it and then dhar mann would be hiding inside the bag to drop some inspirational anecdotes to convince the bandit to not steal anymore <33
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also i kinda feel really bad for that employee in the merch video cause idk they were just yelling at her and when she told them that there weren’t any in the back or whatever they just didn’t believe her

Every sentence Dhar Mann speaks is a journey. Not sure to where, but it sure is a journey.

Jarvis misses the tiles he has so often and it’s so funny

"Darmann doesn't pay his employees enough" that joke aged like milk

dhar mann bingo showing up on my feed in the big 2025… good lord i miss this