The fact that he said Sunny Corinthos and something happened in my brain where neurons reforged a pathway, is eternally infuriating to me
The global biomass is decaying every animal I ever loved is either extinct or endangered, but somewhere in these 33 years this god forsaken human experiment still drilled the name Sunny Corinthos into my head well enough to recognize it as what it is certainly well over a decade since I last heard it. And I just - ...... I'm just loosing hope, that's all. nbd. Just running out of reasons why humanity should exist. Nobody talks about the fact that EVERYTHING IS DYING, WE KNOW OF NO EXTRA TERRESTRIAL HIGHER LIFE SO TO THE ENTEXT OF OUR SCIENTIFIC EXPLORATIONS OUR PLANET IS THE SOLE HOME OF LIFE, AND IT'S ALL DEPLETING, but enough people made sure to talk about Sunny Corinthos that my brain will recognize a neural pathway over it. Our house is burning down and we're gossiping about a fake story of a fake man with a fake name who did fake things to fake people. Great. I hope when everything collapses there will be pain for us. I hope it's not immediate. I hope it's slow. Here's hoping we go out feeling the depth of what we've done for once in our myopic self-involved lives. The infinity we're on track to loose. I hope we feel the loss of infinity. I hope we can't escape it

The MacBeth speech might be the best piece of improv I've ever seen

Ross: My rose, and my thorn…
Jacquis: My gift, and my curse…
Anna: These guys have never made me come.

"Im gonna bring back the Teddy like I'm fuckin Roosevelt"

truly one of the hardest lines of all time

The fact that the Macbeth ad was not only delivered with a genuinely good Scottish accent but also sounded like every rousing Medieval pre-battle speech ever filmed... that was the cake. Everyone cracking up halfway through as they realised Ross was far from done... that was the icing.

Some understand the assignment.  Others whip out something so genius that it redefines the assignment.

"She Fuka Da Mi" Has been stuck in my head since the episode came out lmao.

"YO. WHY'D MY DAD HAve to die.." fuckin sent me

“When the Nephilim were first born”

That’s the moment you just get the heck outta Brennan’s way.

as a build a bear employee, i can confirm that the last skit is in fact how we're trained

I'll never get over that the McDonald's MacBeth burger is just a beef patty with pickles and a sauce

Ross kills it. Every. Time.

“If a mini ball is to find purchase in my bosom upon the morning I hope that you shall tell me… what you are wearing girl.”

Congrats to Jacob for just jumping straight into Gibberish Opera.

brian david gilbert being able to do a very good mark zuckerberg impression just makes sense

Sam's genius is in not triggering the end buzzer too early. Many times the contestants nail the first part of the reply and I'm thinking the take is done, but the moment lingers and they are forced to keep going. I would personally choke but they somehow come up with something even better.

As a non-religious person raised in a baptist family, Kimia's energy during the "blessing" prompt is SO real. I lived in mortal terror of being asked to say grace at family gatherings exactly for this reason .

"When the dawn breaks, how shall ye break your fast?"

'I ask the Lord my soul to keep for I am but just a sheep' is one of the funniest things I've ever heard

Going from Zac beating up the clown nose to “Peanuts Phone Sex” (connecting the weird noises) to “opera singers hits a note so high they came” (connecting the sex jokes) was an inspired move, holy cow

I did not expect Brennan to bring St Thomas Aquinas and the Nicaean Council into a lore bit 😭