Flock camera annihilator

One day we won't need notifications anymore, we just have to look outside and see a deathstar laser beam to know a new Styropyro video is out.

1960s: I've made a LASER using rubies!
2020s: I've made rubies using a LASER!

That's the first time I ever heard a 2x4 cry out in pain

As a FPV-dude I am pretty sure he batteries did not die because they were crushed, but because they are LiPos. They don‘t like sitting charged. Or discharged. Or sitting in general. Or being charged. Or being used. 5 years is a typical lifespan.

You are the only channel where the seemingly exaggerated thumbnails are not, in fact, exaggerated at all. You rock, dude.

God... I'm watching this through a SCREEN and I feel like I need eye protection

His neighbor must be so confused at all the brushfires starting on their property 20 miles away

Its always such a relief when styro uploads showing hes still alive

I have to say my favorite part of this project is just how SICK the laser "gun" looks. It's so perfect, the water tank foregrip, the GPU fan bolted to the top, the oversized lens bracket on the front, the integrated 7-segment display, the little box with red wires coming out of it. It literally looks like it came from Fallout but IT'S REAL.

33:13 "I realize this warning may seem ironic coming from me..." Nah dude, if there's one person I trust on the topic of laser safety it's you.

"That was fun" ~ Man who nonchalantly built the world's most powerful hand held death laser

The phrase "celebrating 18 years without getting banned" really tells you the kind of amazingly sketchy stuff this channel provides. Here's to many more!

The bugs in the woods during the test probably felt like they were being glassed by the covenant

Imagine you break into styro’s property and you’re first blinded before feeling your torso get melted in half by a fucking miniature Death Star beam

to quote a comment on a different video about someone creating a futuristic weapon of utter annihilation: "remember: anything a Youtuber can create, the Government and Military already has"

styropyro is out to build an actual Earth-destroying skybeam.

Maybe the Marvel movies weren't wrong in predicting that outcome in 99% of all timelines.

As a commercial pilot, I’m just going to say this for any muppets buying shit off TEMU. Don’t shine lasers at planes. Had 3 laser events in the last week. Last one got me good in one eye, I had uneven night vision for landing after sitting in near darkness for hours prior.

(Try laying in bed after a few hours - and shining your phone torch in only one eye) and then try to focus on a book. It’s messed up.

EDIT;

The rods and cones in your retina can take up to 20–30 minutes to fully regain dark adaptation. A bright light doesn’t permanently damage your vision, but it can significantly degrade your night vision for a period of time. If you want to experience it yourself, stare at a bright phone screen with one eye while lying in bed, then get up and walk through a dark house. You’ll quickly notice how uneven and impaired your vision feels.

Now imagine that happening a few minutes before landing an aircraft at night.

It’s not just the temporary loss of night vision either. A laser strike is a major distraction at a critical phase of flight. The crew may be flying an ILS approach, dealing with air traffic control instructions, track shortening, speed restrictions, weather, traffic, and potentially accommodating other aircraft such as a medivac arrival behind them.

The aircraft isn’t going to fall out of the sky because of a laser, but deliberately impairing a pilot’s vision and concentration during one of the busiest phases of flight is a pretty stupid thing to do.

Buddy, its time to engineer the LAS-98 laser cannon. Over-the-shoulder, two-handed laser cannon powerful enough to cut metal. We know you can do it.

If you ever come back to the "musical laser" idea, you should do it in collaboration with Look Mum No Computer. He's the mad scientist of musical synthesizers on YouTube and just the guy to turn a crazy science experiment into a true audiovisual spectacle. I also feel like you'd both enjoy working together.