Sharp as a cue ball that Nova is

Alice genuinely talks like she’s wearing a wire during a drug bust

18:59 “i’m so depressed you know what would help?? 55 burgers, 55 fries, 55 tacos, 55 pies, 55 cokes, 100 tater tots, 100 pizzas, 100 tenders, 100 meatballs, 100 coffees, 55 wings, 55 shakes, 55 pancakes, 55 pastas, 55 peppers, and 155 taters.”

"They're smokey repellent" he's so obsessed with you

A Complete List of People I've Heard Cry So Hard They Literally Throw Up Like a Bratty Kid in Target:

1. Tophia
2. actual bratty kids in Target
3. Nova

I literally laughed so loud. All of that dramatic crying and gagging to the immediate cut to the most deadpan, “can you get me an orange soda” 😭😭🤣🤣

I can’t wait to point and laugh when the body cam of him getting arrested gets released

Uncle Drew passing before Nova makes me feel like when Marty passed before Cyraxx.  The wrong one was taken

Nova is the personification of the saying, "If you keep smelling dog shit everywhere you go check your shoes first before blaming everyone else." He is always doing the exact wrong thing every time without any introspection.

"I'm gonna end it all, i can't bear it no more, it's over , but just before i do it, I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda."

Alice said, "I'm so sorry!" 18 times during that one call. I counted.

Alice is so obviously trying to be the next Isabella Janke. Nova's mom is in danger.

I lost my job on Friday, felt pretty freaking low.
But things could be worse, at least I’m not Chomova

I can't stand listening to these two talk to each other 😭

that phone call between nova and his troll discord kitten was so hard to get through.

I don’t know how he ever believed Alice she sounds so disengenious

Nova honestly believes that if he can just find a way to "be in on the joke" he can turn all this around. He is trying to "lean" into it with the whole "sadboi" thing

Seeing the orange fanta made me flinch like an injured dog

I love how in his testosterone lacking, less than 3 inches having, poop crawling head, he automatically assumes that anyone who thinks his actions are disgusting are just "fuufing trolls". He's a literal sociopath.

God I Miss KingCobraJFS ..... i would get so happy watching his terrible food hacks