0:56 “your body spends the next 5 to 7 days-“    getting revenge on you for not having a baby

Period:
Uterus wants baby
Uterus gets no baby
Uterus is sad and angry
Uterus seeks revenge and it results to period

Imagine getting your period at 7 years old like “MOMMY IM DYING”

Uterus: “C-can we have a child, pleaaase?”
Me at age 11: I AM A CHILD

Teacher- why dont girls get period when they are pregnant?
Boys in my class- because the baby eats it

Me: opens pad in the public bathroom


A kid in the other stall with their mom: who's eating chips? I want some.

Imagine being 7 and getting your period be like:

oh fudge

Me: sneezes

My uterus: OPEN THE GATES

girls in my class: I want my period so bad


me: sigh the growing and changing video didn't mention cramps.

My sister: I want my period already all my friends have it!!!

Me: Death stare

“And you feel like you’ll never be attractive again!”

jokes on you, I was never attractive in the first place..

I just wanted to say, for the girls that haven’t gotten their period don’t be scared!! If you see brown starting to come out then start wearing a pad because it means you’ll start soon. Periods don’t hurt at all only sometimes when you have cramps but they’re not as bad as people describe them and if you want to have less painful cramps don’t eat spicy foods during your period. Also, last thing THERE ARE BLOOD CLOTS!!! Basically these little jelly things that are made of blood, don’t be frightened it’s normal for them to come out!

When I was younger: ugh I wish I had my period! It sounds so cool!

Me now:



E n d  m e

I almost fell asleep(just of tiredness) and heard OUCH MY BOOBS😂😂

Me on my period: sneezes

Uterus: so you have chosen blod

Imagine on period, sleeping in a white bed cover and gets up with a Japan flag🇯🇵🇯🇵

Look around everyone girl is going through the same thing.
~looks around when I’m at school~
Everyone has perfect skin and an amazing body
Me: acne from chest and up and a terrible body

My Body: GOTTA PREPARE FOR THIS BABY

Me: I’m not gonna have a baby for the last time-

My Body: Hush Child! I know what I’m doing!

Me: -_-)

The worst part during period is when you sneeze.
Am  I right?

Uterus- One child please 😊

Me when I was 10- I am a child 💀