I shit myself

My favorite part has got to be whenever Schlatt sees that a woman submitted a video, then he and his chat start shouting "WOMAN" like Animal from the Muppets

SUP!
I created the vid at 1:49:35

The typewriter is real, but as soon as the camera pans around, it switches to a 3D replica of my room. The hand pointing at the desk is greenscreened, and the thing breaking through the wall is Mr. Shredz from destructive solutions.

For those wondering at 1:33:41 the lightsaber blade is actually around 7.2 inches long (I built it)

JOHN FREEDOM FOR THE SDMP!

3:17:25
Hey look its me!




You didn't finish the video... schlatt.

Hey! Ken (my guinea pig) is still alive and happy as ever. My parents have him at home and I go home every weekend! My dorm does not allow pets unless they are ESAs :)

2:29:19 that has to be the most genuine reaction I’ve heard from a YouTuber in a long time lmao

Love how Schlatt ranks bedrooms based on how unhinged they are

HI SCHLATT!
alleged "crazy person" and DEFINITELY NOT a fan of garfield here. my room submission was the one at 3:10:44.
you should've watched the whole thing. BUT SINCE YOU DIDN'T!!! i will be cursing you and your bloodline for all eternity this next full moon.
i know where you live, schlatt. and i'm watching. i'm lurking. always. just remember that.

2:23:46 DrDerpGamer absolutely speckledorfs "Schlouth Dakota" and roasts him

2:13:43 glad we got a new Schaltt slur out of this

1:53:14 THATS ME OMG I ANIMATED THAT ONE (that shit took 5 days of non stop work i love animating) multiple of my friends sent me photos of their rooms to use for it too

i’ve 100% seen that first girl in chat openly & eagerly admitting that she is “down bad” for schlatt. respect for her hustle

Another crazy livestream. Can’t wait to spend my time thanking myself that there are more miserable people in this world than Schlatt could have ever imagined

12:02
Hey look, its me. I did the whole thing in one take, and it was way longer than a minute so I had to do some terrible choppy editing to get it to fit. Just so y'all know, the water bottle pile has gotten to be like at least twice the size since I filmed the video a couple months ago. Even still it pales in comparison to the pile I managed to build in my last apartment. I live in Utah, where there is no tax on water bottles, but I took all my bottles to California and sold them for the 10 cent CRV. Essentially, I committed fraud and stole money from the California state government (based). Also, the compliment on my looks is a big deal coming from a gay guy like you Schlatt. Oh yeah, and to the one guy in the chat who wanted me to cut the banana; I did actually but I had to cut it out for time lol.

Iron shlung never fails to make me feel awful about myself

Okay as a person who sits on their ass all day gaming and writing code, I must speak up about the racer chair hate. The problem isn't the design of the chair itself, it's that too many people get the cheapest, shittiest, undersized ones on the market. If you have trouble turning your body while seated, or the back rest doesn't reach the top of your fucking head, you're using a chair made for a small child.

That being said, they're not inherently any better than regular office chairs. It's just personal preference. And racer chairs generally are more expensive, especially for a quality one. Stay away from bonded leather and go for fabric. My brand of choice so far is Secret Lab, with my only complaint being the rubber foam type shit they make the arm rests out of start disintegrating on their own eventually. Maybe they've fixed it on newer models, not sure. And for god sakes, pick one rated for your weight and height (or bigger), or you're better off just getting a regular office chair.

Finally, "ergonomic" is an unregulated marketing term that is essentially meaningless, because everyone's body is different. literally anything and everything can call itself "ergonomic"; it doesn't mean jack shit. if you find something comfortable, it's comfortable.

"jschizzle" never fails to overflow me with content

Oh hey, that's my room at 3:00:46 !
Glad everyone thought it was cool. Honestly looked terrible, and I only keep the xbox 360 kiosk and Atari 2600 kiosk in my room as I ran out of space for kiosks in the basement, lmao. We need another setup review for that, or something else that relates.

I remember I was sick a few months back and with college going on everything in the bedroom was a mess, I can also see that was when I hadn't shaved or gotten a haircut in a few months. Loved the comment about "Hagrid's Room Tour" lmao. As for the Wii box schlatt pointed out, funny enough that was the only box in that closet where it was my original console box pre-collecting. One more thing I will note is the suit of armor. Unlike other peoples' this one is just a statue, not actually wearable, but extremely menacing as it is almost 8ft with the stand it is on. I used to be afraid of it as a child, since we moved here a decade ago I've slept next to it every night. That's how I get over my fears I guess. Except wasps. I will never get over my fear of those evil bugs.