This woman can keep a conversation going with herself for almost an hour and I can’t small talk for 5 minutes

I think Carl might be my favorite character. He’s just... excellence

“I wouldn’t hurt a fly...” Mary brilliantly breaks the fourth wall Mary, you’re literally a creative genius. Wow!

From this point on I will always refer to the coronavirus as the "cough cough"

"And you said 'Are you coming?' and I had a dirty thought"

I SOUND LIKE I'M CHOKING AND I'M LIABLE TO WAKE UP MY HUSBAND

Mary, you need to be a screenwriter and a director; you're just too good

I love that some asmrtists have elaborate setups and Mary just puts a sign up. Gives no f** 😂

Carl, if it's alright with you I'm just going to avoid your questions and over-sharing by falling asleep in this break room mid-conversation 😅

Neuropathy of the feet and night blindness 😂

Carl: "I brought some stuff..."
Me: "Oh, bloody hell. Here we go."

I don’t know if a woman has ever said this, but...
I’M SO EXCITED TO SEE CARL!!! YAAAAS!!!

I like how she said that she wouldnt hurt a fly but beffore said that you where an exterminator

Do straight men have any idea what this is like? Are there a lot of Carlas out there?
Because if you're a woman this is what it's like to just regularly be on public transit.
One time I had a "Carl" give me his military ID on the way off the bus to "make" me show up for a date he planned. I was shouting after him "I'm not lying, I'm in a relationship!! I am not going to meet you there!
Take this ID, you need this!!"

Edit: oh Lord, my name is Melissa and I have long wavy hair 🥺 halp! I'm scared of this level of realism!

Mary doing Carl's voice imitating his mother's voice, that's some acting talent right there. Brilliant 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

Now i wanna see Carl's mom character.

Hahaha...Carl and his dirty thoughts! I swear, Carl is a stone cold freak. 😅 I love listening to him ramble on about "Mother," she sounds like something else. Maybe one day Carl can take Mother to get her nails done and he can meet Lynette (although it's Charity he's totally got to marry after he gets rich, maybe from striking gold on "Antiques Roadshow"--another commentor suggested a Carl/Charity match on the last video and we cannot let that drop). Thanks so much for the asmr and the laughter, Mary, it is much appreciated!

I love how Carl just mansplained fasting and the benefits of water to me. Thank you for educating me, Carl. I have so much to learn from you

How in the heck did Carl find out where I work??? 😂

I seriously don’t understand how you can just keep up a constant stream of improvised content like this, it’s mind blowing. Not even a semi-long pause while you think about your next line.

Mary, I am obsessed. ❤️

The next Carl video will be Carl hitting on the cop interrogating him about his mother's murder 😂 love these videos

Carl gets "tickled" at a disembodied head telling him "are you 'coming'".  This is freaking priceless, lmao.